re: Honest stories about losing your shite...

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So lets here it. Anyone else ever lose their shite and pulled a retarded stunt or acted like a complete fool?

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Nope. You win

A man with a higher ACT score would know better than to make the post you made.

Got stabbed in left forearm with spyderco mini in new orleans by a heroin addict. Gave him my wallet, he lunged for the girl I was with. Blade stuck in. Resulting adrenaline dump lead to me nearly blacking out and him being punched, kicked, slammed on his side on the pavement, and kicked again. Hard. Pretty sure the sidewalk broke his hip socket.

I have a very thin scar on my left arm. The baw who he stole the knife from had it as sharp as a razor.

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lost my shite several times on the soccer field as a teenager. Our coach insisted on sticking with the offsides trap when we never had line judges who even knew what offsides was and refs never looked for it. I finally went postal one night and told the ref things I’m now ashamed of. Red card. Ejected. Had to leave Highland Road Park. And this was in the late 80s or maybe 1990 before everyone was a Karen.

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I used to get pretty heated in soccer games in HS.

There was one guy from a small Christian school’s team that kept hitting one of our forwards in the side and in the face with his elbow and generally playing way too close when advancing. He never got called because this happened when the ball is with another forward on the opposite side of the field. Kept doing it over and over to try to slow us down and prevent a pass and score. Eventually the forward got a bloody nose and had to come out for a few min, so I decided to take his position even though I was way to slow for offense.

Their defender started doing the same thing with me, to which I responded by grabbing his face from behind and yanking it hard back. He fell on his arse and started withering in pain. I just jogged toward the sideline because I knew I got a red card and was thrown out.

Turns out the defender that was begging for an arse kicking recently had back surgery and shouldn’t have been playing at all. He was in extreme pain for a while. He ended up being okay but I felt bad about what happened.

That wasn’t the only red card that game too. Always the Christian schools that play the dirtiest.

Refs in that game were astoundingly bad. They let that get out of control. I should have hit one of them instead.

OP asked about temper tantrums, not fake batman stories and beating old women, jeez.

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Anyone else ever lose their shite and pulled a retarded stunt or acted like a complete fool?

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Of course, but I'm not about to tell all you fools about it.

It was embarrassing enough when it happened.

Lost my shite on a rookie cop that decided to give tickets for seatbelt violations in the line at St Paul’s for dropping off kids after I had been robbed twice that month and they basically told me they didn’t have manpower to even investigate it. 90% of us were struggling to get kids there on time to begin with

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close to losing my shite again.

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by CrappyPants

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checks out. was this a subtle name choice?

You sound about 5'6"

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Drank 20 beers, cursed out my neighbors,

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lit a fire in my front yard

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Trailer parks technically do not have front yard, but I guess we know what you mean.