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Homeless Portland man had a shitty masturbation session this morning
Posted on 6/4/15 at 3:54 pm
Posted on 6/4/15 at 3:54 pm
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It all started around 8 a.m. Thursday at the Eastbank Esplanade at the foot of Portland's Hawthorne Bridge. Portland police say a 48-year-old homeless man was pleasuring himself inside a Honey Bucket portable toilet with the door wide open.
"(He) was flashing us over and over again, and we asked him multiple times and told him to stop and he wouldn't," a homeless woman said. "Our friend thought it would be funny to get up and jump behind the porta-potty and kick it."
The 48-year-old man, who was covered in fecal matter, was rescued by Portland Fire and Rescue crews. Due to the circumstances, police did not arrest the man.
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Posted on 6/4/15 at 3:56 pm to arseinclarse
Ok
Posted on 6/4/15 at 3:56 pm to arseinclarse
guess that's punishment enough.
Posted on 6/4/15 at 3:56 pm to arseinclarse
That's fricked up
Posted on 6/4/15 at 3:56 pm to hg
His day was a lot better than the guy found at Lee Circle.
Posted on 6/4/15 at 3:57 pm to SouthOfSouth
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guess that's punishment enough.
Yep
Posted on 6/4/15 at 3:57 pm to arseinclarse
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"(He) was flashing us over and over again, and we asked him multiple times and told him to stop and he wouldn't," a homeless woman said.
Man, you know you've hit rock bottom when other homeless people think you're nasty.
Posted on 6/4/15 at 3:57 pm to arseinclarse
I've probably rubbed one out hard enough to shite on myself.
Posted on 6/4/15 at 3:58 pm to arseinclarse
I know it's your threads every time without looking at your name. You always have the funniest titles.
Posted on 6/4/15 at 4:04 pm to arseinclarse
I don't know if it was out of the kindness of their heart or they just didn't want the shite smell in the back of the car, but this is hilarious either way.
Posted on 6/4/15 at 4:13 pm to arseinclarse
Does the top of that porta potty say "This is what happens 4 showing my D"?
Posted on 6/4/15 at 4:37 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
I hope he gets on easy!
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