re: Hiring an escort - what do I need to know

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I’ve had great cheap women and horrible expensive women.

if your hiring an escort you should schedule a doctors app

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No fricking way I'd reach out to a professional hooker

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There is another kind?

Just Google for a list of legal brothels in Nevada, then head that way. It's legal, the ladies face mandatory testing due to state laws, and you don't have to be worried about being busted, robbed, or worse.

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It's legal, the ladies face mandatory testing due to state laws, and you don't have to be worried about being busted, robbed, or worse.

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Where's the fun in that?

First you have the Blue Chips who are considered the top-of-the-line hooker, zee crème de la crème. They are usually struggling young models or exceptionally beautiful college girls in desperate need of tuition or designer clothing, and for a few thousand dollars they will do almost anything imaginable, either to you or to each other.

Next you have the NASDAQs, who are one step down from the Blue Chips. They are priced between three and five hundred dollars and make you wear a condom unless you give them a hefty tip.

Then you have the Pink Sheet hookers, who are the lowest form of all, usually a streetwalker or the sort of low-class hooker who shows up in response to a desperate late-night phone call to a number in Screw magazine or the yellow pages. They usually cost a hundred dollars or less, and if you don't wear a condom, you will need a penicillin shot the next day and then pray that your dick doesn't fall off.

Okay, Capt. Buzzkill.

well how do you get Blue chips, a baw of mine wants to know