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re: Here’s what George Washington would look like today

Posted on 5/14/21 at 12:43 pm to
Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
8812 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 12:43 pm to
is that the cancer jigsaw guy from Saw that "wants to play a game"?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260293 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 12:43 pm to
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His teeth were made of wool


Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
6499 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 12:44 pm to
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Looks like he would die on a toilet after being shot by his dwarf son.


Beat me to it lol
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
5485 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 12:48 pm to
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Seen better Founding Fathers on the quad.

Another gem for the “Brevity is the soul of wit” thread
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66785 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 12:55 pm to
Even this version of GW looks much healthier and mentally capable to lead this country, compared to Dementia Joe.
Posted by weaveballs1
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
3039 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:00 pm to
Tywin Lanister, is that you?

Posted by BeaverPRO
Tampa
Member since Aug 2009
16250 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:02 pm to
Tywin Lanister Glow up
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11175 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:32 pm to
I find it interesting how people like Washington are forever immortalized as old men. He first rose to prominence as a war hero in his early 20’s, then spent the next 20 years of his life as an influential and successful businessman, landowner, and politician.

He was barely 40 when he was a delegate to the First Continental Congress before being appointed Commander of the Continental Army. He was wasn’t yet 50 when the war ended.

There were several portraits of Washington conducted throughout his life, but the most famous one was done just a couple of years before he died. So, he is remembered only as an old man by subsequent generations.
Posted by pensacola
pensacola
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:42 pm to
Well, he does have the most first person kills of any POTUS, so there’s that.

(Truman does not count)
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6547 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:59 pm to
More accurate picture of what he would look like after he finishes spinning in his grave:

Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53779 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 2:26 pm to
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Well obviously he looks like this today.


Posted by FishinTygah84
LA
Member since Dec 2013
1976 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 2:27 pm to
Looks like Mountbatten from The Crown
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