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Hemorrhoids are Gods punishment for touching yourself....
Posted on 7/9/23 at 12:22 am
Posted on 7/9/23 at 12:22 am
That is all I can figure out.
When they start bleeding, I go to Confession.
Posted on 7/9/23 at 12:23 am to Mud_Bone
It’s punishment for drinking Budlight.
Posted on 7/9/23 at 12:24 am to Mud_Bone
That’s what happens with the mud bone, baw
Posted on 7/9/23 at 12:25 am to Mud_Bone
Baw, just stop the but seks.
Problem solved!
Problem solved!
Posted on 7/9/23 at 12:41 am to Mud_Bone
It's the price you pay for not skipping leg day, baw.
Posted on 7/9/23 at 12:44 am to Mud_Bone
Stop pushing so hard, Baw.. Relax the sphincter.
Posted on 7/9/23 at 12:45 am to Tigahs24Seven
I ate a bowl of fresh cherries earlier tonight. I am having no problems with constipation right now. FACT.
Posted on 7/9/23 at 1:19 am to Mud_Bone
Hey Alexis, are aliens always gonna want your seed if you make cute babies?
Posted on 7/9/23 at 1:21 am to Mud_Bone
Why are you touching your butthole?
Posted on 7/9/23 at 1:22 am to Mud_Bone
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Hemorrhoids are Gods punishment for touching yourself.
Uh, exactly where have you been touching urself baw ?
Posted on 7/9/23 at 1:25 am to Mud_Bone
But then, you have to touch yourself again to treat the hemorrhoids. Now what?
Posted on 7/9/23 at 1:41 am to Mud_Bone
uh God ain’t gone forgive that bro. U should leave the priest out of it, he got enough shite to deal wit.
Posted on 7/9/23 at 7:30 am to Mud_Bone
I’m on 16 days post hemmrodectomy and the pain is finally going away.
I’d say worst experience in my life in terms of pain. Almost passed out few times trying to pass BM.
I’m glad I had the surgery. No more hemmroids.
I’d say worst experience in my life in terms of pain. Almost passed out few times trying to pass BM.
I’m glad I had the surgery. No more hemmroids.
Posted on 7/9/23 at 7:44 am to Mud_Bone
Men typically spend more time than necessary on the pot. Why? Nobody really knows. Just drop the friends off at the pool and get gone.
Posted on 7/9/23 at 7:50 am to Mud_Bone
What exactly are you touching?
If so, you’re doing it wrong.

If so, you’re doing it wrong.
This post was edited on 7/9/23 at 7:51 am
Posted on 7/9/23 at 7:55 am to Mud_Bone
Just hit 50 and i had to look up what a hemorrhoid was. Once i saw the answer there was no way i was proceeding with pictures. 

Posted on 7/9/23 at 7:59 am to FLObserver
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Just hit 50 and i had to look up what a hemorrhoid was.
Are you retarded?
Posted on 7/9/23 at 8:26 am to Mud_Bone
Prostate massage is good for your health.


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