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re: Help settle an argument: Aubrey Plaza or Ellie Kemper NSFWish

Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:38 am to
Posted by dawgsjw
Member since Dec 2012
2114 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:38 am to
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Ellie every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

This is the only answer. Sure Aubrey is hot, but seems like she has that bug eye type look going on, but not as bad as some people who's eye balls are really sticking out. No doubt I would smash them guts but Ellie is much hotter in almost every way. Probably younger too.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:45 am to
Number 1 looks publicly traded
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19504 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:04 am to
Aubrey Plaza
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
7537 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:10 am to
Kemper. I'll echo the earlier guy. She is great, but her show on Netflix is pretty overrated. I couldn't get through more than 4-5 episodes. The entire supporting cast was very annoying.

Plaza is the definition of 'tryhard'. Watching her on the media circuit killed any attraction that developed from Parks and Rec. Doesn't take away from her looks though.
This post was edited on 6/25/19 at 6:13 am
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:15 am to
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Aubrey is sexier

Ellie is cuter

I'd personally take Aubrey


Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:20 am to
neither of them really do it for me but if forced to pick I'd go w/ #2
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117114 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:23 am to
Plaza looks like she'd be a bag of rattlesnakes in the sack.

If I am just looking to frick, her.

If I am looking for a girlfriend/wife, Kemper.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104448 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:24 am to
F: Aubrey
M: Ellie
K: Amy Poehler?
Posted by Starchild
Member since May 2010
13550 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:26 am to
Both, same time
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42720 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:33 am to
Ellie. She actually has curves
Posted by Lakefront-Tiger
Da Lakefront
Member since Nov 2004
6099 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:43 am to
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F: Aubrey
M: Ellie
K: Amy Poehler?


100% the right answer

Ellie stops me in my tracks to look at her face, Aubrey I just want to see naked, then might be disappointed.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76772 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:56 am to
if i had to choose... #2.
Posted by Tiger inTampa
Tampa, FL
Member since Sep 2009
2171 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 7:10 am to
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She's the kind of crazy a restraining order doesn't work on. I'm talking complete Fatal Attraction, rabbit and all.


This is precisely why i would go with AP. Crazy, sweaty, bite filled sex.... followed by quiet sobbing in the fetal position
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18899 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 7:13 am to
I live by Ellie Kemper and see her at the playground regularly with her son. She’s an amazingly nice, down to earth person, but she’s pretty average looking when she’s not all dolled up.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 7:22 am to
Plaza gonna sex you up better. You may die by the end of it, but will you even wanna live after anyway?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106035 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 9:20 am to
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she’s pretty average looking when she’s not all dolled up.


A woman to whom this statement doesn't apply is a unicorn.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32778 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:55 pm to
This is actually veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery close. I would destroy some Aubrey Plaza, but I'll roll with Kemper.
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