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re: Help settle an argument: Aubrey Plaza or Ellie Kemper NSFWish
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:38 am to SlapahoeTribe
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:38 am to SlapahoeTribe
quote:This is the only answer. Sure Aubrey is hot, but seems like she has that bug eye type look going on, but not as bad as some people who's eye balls are really sticking out. No doubt I would smash them guts but Ellie is much hotter in almost every way. Probably younger too.
Ellie every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:45 am to WaydownSouth
Number 1 looks publicly traded
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:10 am to eddieray
Kemper. I'll echo the earlier guy. She is great, but her show on Netflix is pretty overrated. I couldn't get through more than 4-5 episodes. The entire supporting cast was very annoying.
Plaza is the definition of 'tryhard'. Watching her on the media circuit killed any attraction that developed from Parks and Rec. Doesn't take away from her looks though.
Plaza is the definition of 'tryhard'. Watching her on the media circuit killed any attraction that developed from Parks and Rec. Doesn't take away from her looks though.
This post was edited on 6/25/19 at 6:13 am
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:15 am to BowlJackson
quote:
Aubrey is sexier
Ellie is cuter
I'd personally take Aubrey
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:20 am to WaydownSouth
neither of them really do it for me but if forced to pick I'd go w/ #2
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:23 am to onelochevy
Plaza looks like she'd be a bag of rattlesnakes in the sack.
If I am just looking to frick, her.
If I am looking for a girlfriend/wife, Kemper.
If I am just looking to frick, her.
If I am looking for a girlfriend/wife, Kemper.
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:24 am to WaydownSouth
F: Aubrey
M: Ellie
K: Amy Poehler?
M: Ellie
K: Amy Poehler?
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:33 am to WaydownSouth
Ellie. She actually has curves
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:43 am to LSUBoo
quote:
F: Aubrey
M: Ellie
K: Amy Poehler?
100% the right answer
Ellie stops me in my tracks to look at her face, Aubrey I just want to see naked, then might be disappointed.
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:56 am to WaydownSouth
if i had to choose... #2.
Posted on 6/25/19 at 7:10 am to Pesticide
quote:
She's the kind of crazy a restraining order doesn't work on. I'm talking complete Fatal Attraction, rabbit and all.
This is precisely why i would go with AP. Crazy, sweaty, bite filled sex.... followed by quiet sobbing in the fetal position
Posted on 6/25/19 at 7:13 am to WaydownSouth
I live by Ellie Kemper and see her at the playground regularly with her son. She’s an amazingly nice, down to earth person, but she’s pretty average looking when she’s not all dolled up.
Posted on 6/25/19 at 7:22 am to TheChosenOne
Plaza gonna sex you up better. You may die by the end of it, but will you even wanna live after anyway?
Posted on 6/25/19 at 9:20 am to TheChosenOne
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she’s pretty average looking when she’s not all dolled up.
A woman to whom this statement doesn't apply is a unicorn.
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:55 pm to WaydownSouth
This is actually veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery close. I would destroy some Aubrey Plaza, but I'll roll with Kemper.
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