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Help me with a Psychology Project
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:25 am
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:25 am
I have to type a report in my relational psychology class...
The topic is this:
"Conduct an informal poll among your friends, asking at least 5 friends of both genders and/or sexual orientation to describe their best and worst early-relationship experience. This can include opening lines that did/didn’t work, first date flounders/successes, etc,"
Figured this would be a pretty good story time thread for the OT and I may get lucky to get five semi legit stories that I can use....
So NB4PIIHB...whats your best and most successful opening lines and how did that work for you?
The topic is this:
"Conduct an informal poll among your friends, asking at least 5 friends of both genders and/or sexual orientation to describe their best and worst early-relationship experience. This can include opening lines that did/didn’t work, first date flounders/successes, etc,"
Figured this would be a pretty good story time thread for the OT and I may get lucky to get five semi legit stories that I can use....
So NB4PIIHB...whats your best and most successful opening lines and how did that work for you?
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Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:28 am to geauxtigers6492
tbh, i never really used an opening line
unless you want to say hey whatsup my name is 'jones' is an opening line
people with planned opening lines are usually huge douches and deserve not to get laid
unless you want to say hey whatsup my name is 'jones' is an opening line
people with planned opening lines are usually huge douches and deserve not to get laid
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:30 am to geauxtigers6492
Just make it up like the rest of us did with those useless psych courses.
But why not:
I used my kid to say something cute to them.
But why not:
I used my kid to say something cute to them.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:31 am to geauxtigers6492
quote:
least 5 friends of both genders
I stopped reading You cishet SHITLORD. Go back and demand your teacher acknowledge all the genders and orientations before you agree to her hetero-patriarchical slave labor.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:33 am to Jones
Walked into a bar with my buddy. I went to the bathroom, he went to the bar. When I came back he was already talking to two girls. One of them said to him, "I want to f*** your friend." He told me. We hung out at the bar for a bit then went to her place. My buddy slept in my Jeep all night while I plowed that chick for hours.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:35 am to Breesus
A few times when I went out with my buddy he would walk up to random women and say "This is my buddy GeauxTigers, he is really shy." Then he would walk away.....
..That shite always worked to get a conversation started.
..That shite always worked to get a conversation started.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:35 am to geauxtigers6492
quote:"Do you live around here often?"
whats your best and most successful opening lines
"Pardon me, I seem to have misplaced my Congressional Medal of Honor"
"Are you from Kentucky? Because you're the only ken tuck ee.
No wait that's not it. You're the only ark and saw, you're the only miss you ree, gimme a sec, I'll get to it..."
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:37 am to Kafka
I usually get a friend to go up to the chick I think’s hot and tell her I'm rich and, uh, I'm good-looking and, uh, I have a rapist wit!
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:38 am to geauxtigers6492
"You wanna go halves on a bastard?"
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:44 am to geauxtigers6492
1. Attention getter
2. Link
3. Thesis
4. Preview
2. Link
3. Thesis
4. Preview
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:46 am to Breesus
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Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:48 am to Winston Cup
quote:
1. Attention getter
2. Link
3. Thesis
4. Preview
1. Hey bitch.
2. How would you like me to show you what it's like to be with a real man.
3. I'm gonna make sure you don't walk straight for a week.
4. (perform a sensual erotic dance move)
This post was edited on 12/1/17 at 1:00 am
Posted on 12/1/17 at 3:07 am to geauxtigers6492
When I was 12, I said, “Sure, um, ok!?!?
The question was from my 16 year old babysitter asking if I needed help getting ready for bed.
Best. Babysitter. Ever.
The question was from my 16 year old babysitter asking if I needed help getting ready for bed.
Best. Babysitter. Ever.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 3:34 am to geaux88
quote:
When I was 12, I said, “Sure, um, ok!?!?
The question was from my 16 year old babysitter asking if I needed help getting ready for bed.
Best. Babysitter. Ever.
You were raped. Better call Allred.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 3:34 am to geauxtigers6492
Male straight
Fell in love at 16 , 6 years later bitch stabbed with a broken mirror
Don't fall in love big titted crazy bitches
Fell in love at 16 , 6 years later bitch stabbed with a broken mirror
Don't fall in love big titted crazy bitches
This post was edited on 12/1/17 at 3:45 am
Posted on 12/1/17 at 3:38 am to geauxtigers6492
quote:
their best and worst early-relationship experience.
We came back from the bars around 2:30 and found one roommate who never, ever got laid appeared to have female companionship. We immediately went into silent mode so we didn't interrupt and frick it up for him.
Turns out he didn't need our help fricking it up.
We heard the girl say, "I SAID NO" and we thought to ourselves kinky..
Then she said much louder, "I TOLD YOU, I DON'T WANT TO WATCH YOU JERK OFF!"
At which point we fell into uncontrollable hysterics on the floor, heard his door slam closed and I went straight to bed. He's married with kids and we absolutely still frick with him about it to this day.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 5:47 am to geauxtigers6492
Goes on date with very nice looking young lady, things going well.
Look across bar and see girl I had hooked up with a few months back and then avoided her texts.
Pray she doesn’t notice me.
She notices me.
She comes over, blows up date and chances with much better looking girl.
Chris Farley goes home alone.
Look across bar and see girl I had hooked up with a few months back and then avoided her texts.
Pray she doesn’t notice me.
She notices me.
She comes over, blows up date and chances with much better looking girl.
Chris Farley goes home alone.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 5:48 am to geauxtigers6492
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This post was edited on 12/1/17 at 5:50 am
Posted on 12/1/17 at 6:13 am to reverendotis
quote:
we absolutely still frick with him about it to this day.
He earned a life long sentence with that one.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:08 am to geauxtigers6492
Stick with it man I hear psychology is tough
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