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Posted on 12/4/17 at 7:58 pm to
Posted by tigerdup07
Member since Dec 2007
22240 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 7:58 pm to
Ok....according to my niece in college the answer is y-3 x-4. You bunch of remedial motherfrickers
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27275 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 8:02 pm to
How big are her boobs
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6352 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 8:02 pm to
(x-4)(y-3), or xy-3x-4y+12. Because it is an expression it is not equal to anything, the goal is to simplify the expression. The first answer is factoring and the second answer is distribution.
Posted by StrangeBrew
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Member since May 2009
18321 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 8:04 pm to
Santa Claus is not real?
Posted by PhillipJFry
Member since Sep 2016
1047 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 8:07 pm to

Xy - 3X + 12 - 4y
X - 3X + 12 - 4
X - 3X + 8
-2X + 8
X = -4





Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14888 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 8:08 pm to
Just don't divide by zero or we'll all die.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 8:09 pm to
Leave a floater in her toilet tomorrow.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66923 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 8:10 pm to
Just tell her to use Laplace transformations to solve it.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73109 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 8:10 pm to
X(y-3)+4(3-y)

(Xy-3x)+(12-4y)

Can't get any farther than that
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 8:11 pm to
Tell her you're ready to become a grandfather.
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
79851 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 8:11 pm to
quote:


Xy - 3X + 12 - 4y
X - 3X + 12 - 4
X - 3X + 8
-2X + 8
X = -4


Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72633 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

I'm old and my daughter gave me this algebra problem while being pissed off
Punish her for her insubordination.

Don’t let them up, they’ll own you.
Posted by ShadyPilot
Grosse Tete
Member since Jul 2015
33 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 8:12 pm to
x(y-3) + 4(3-y)
Distribute
= (x)(y) + (x)(-3) + (4)(3) + (4)(-y)
= xy + -3x + 12 + -4y
Answer
= xy -3x -4y + 12
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
45999 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 8:17 pm to
Are you a Pirate?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 8:22 pm to

Blow the little shite's mind by making up an answer. See if she knows it's a made up answer and if not, punish her. Punish her by taking her door off the hinges and shaving her head. She will never test the old man in us again. Ever. Again.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20348 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 8:25 pm to
Your daughter got angry and instructed you to do something?

And you feel so obligated to abide that you’ve come here hoping someone will help you out?

Either your daughter runs your household or she’s a psychopath you fear will cut you one day.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

Xy - 3X + 12 - 4y
X - 3X + 12 - 4
X - 3X + 8
-2X + 8
X = -4


Me fail algebra? That's unpossible!
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

Xy - 3X + 12 - 4y 
X - 3X + 12 - 4 
X - 3X + 8 
-2X + 8 
X = -4 




I'd enjoy watching you verbalize this to me.

'That 'y'..frick that'
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5743 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 8:29 pm to
Ok Mr Dundee.
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
18281 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

Leave a floater in her toilet tomorrow.
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