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re: Hell is real
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:39 pm to Mud_Till_May
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:39 pm to Mud_Till_May
I feel you baw


Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:40 pm to iAmBatman
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I don’t get out of bed for less than six figures.
I was gonna make a joke about you killin it in the gay porn business..but, I'm too lazy to word it.
This post was edited on 8/28/19 at 9:41 pm
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:41 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:i'd kill myself if I was that useless
get paid 70,000 dollars a year to sit at home and call people to ask if they want flooring.
This post was edited on 8/28/19 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:42 pm to Mud_Till_May
I have done pretty well for myself stealing people identities and making money that way.
Not a prestigious job or anything i can even talk about but it pays me 10 times what a real job would pay me
Not a prestigious job or anything i can even talk about but it pays me 10 times what a real job would pay me
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:42 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:
I get paid 70,000 dollars a year to sit at home and call people to ask if they want flooring.
Rag alter?
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:42 pm to Mud_Till_May
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I get paid 70,000 dollars a year to sit at home and call people to ask if they want flooring.
I used to be a silent partner in a home supply store that sold flooring. There's not enough margin to justify $70K per year AKA you're FoS.
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:42 pm to Rouge
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i'd kill myself if I was that useless
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:43 pm to Mud_Till_May
I always wanted to be margarita man at the professional football and baseball games.
Just think how much fun you can have being the life of the party.
Let me spell this out for you.
-Hot
- drunk chicks
- big fun bags
- bend over
- turn their head down by your waist
- to be able to drink from the margarita hose coming from your margarita back pack.
Just think how much fun you can have being the life of the party.
Let me spell this out for you.
-Hot
- drunk chicks
- big fun bags
- bend over
- turn their head down by your waist
- to be able to drink from the margarita hose coming from your margarita back pack.
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:44 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:
I get paid 70,000 dollars a year to sit at home and call people to ask if they want flooring.
I get paid 4 times that to sit at home and call people trashy poors on the internet all day.
Stay in school, kids.
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:45 pm to Mud_Till_May
When I hear "Hell is Real!" it makes me remember when my grandmother had a stroke about 15 years ago. My brother was at her death bed near Little Rock and when nobody else was in the room exept them, she clasped him and pulled him in, and told him "Hell is REal" and she died a few hours later.
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:46 pm to deeprig9
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she clasped him and pulled him in, and told him "Hell is REal" and she died a few hours later
God Damn, that's how I want to go out.
Strike some fear into someone.
Maybe they turn their life around and acknowledge me at some sort of awards ceremony. Only to find out decades later after they have recused themselves of all luxury that I was just fricking with them.
This post was edited on 8/28/19 at 9:48 pm
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:47 pm to fightin tigers
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God Damn, that's how I want to go out.
Strike some fear into someone.
I thought pretty much the same thing. Except now I'm thinking of all the fricked up shite I want to say to the last person that sees me alive.
This might need its own thread.
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:49 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:
Hell is real
I once made it to pg 2 of a poli thread
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:50 pm to stout
He’s not talking about T-boys place down in Cocodrie.
I’m a huge client at a Lowe’s where I live. The Pro Sales guy I deal with says he makes that easily. It’s possible, I guess, that he can make that at a place like Home Depot.
I’m a huge client at a Lowe’s where I live. The Pro Sales guy I deal with says he makes that easily. It’s possible, I guess, that he can make that at a place like Home Depot.
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:54 pm to GRTiger
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Except now I'm thinking of all the fricked up shite I want to say to the last person that sees me alive.
I've been in the situation, surrounded by nurses and doctors trying to stabilize you, not knowing if you're going to make it, you not knowing if you are going to make it..
In those moments, what I remember most. Is hating the fact that if I was dying, I was surrounded by complete strangers.
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:59 pm to SEClint
You're probably still young. I'm imagining a situation when I'm like 137, on my death bed, and I have family plus randoms kinda hanging out. I want to have one last utterance prepared in that case. Whether trollish or serious, it's interesting to think about.
Posted on 8/28/19 at 10:09 pm to GRTiger
Well I tried to troll my sister. She was on her way and hadnt made it yet. What I wanted to do was have the sheet pulled over me when she arrived in the room. My mom wouldnt go for it and got mad.
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