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Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:39 pm to
I feel you baw


Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49121 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:40 pm to
quote:

I don’t get out of bed for less than six figures.


I was gonna make a joke about you killin it in the gay porn business..but, I'm too lazy to word it.
This post was edited on 8/28/19 at 9:41 pm
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
137829 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

get paid 70,000 dollars a year to sit at home and call people to ask if they want flooring.

i'd kill myself if I was that useless
This post was edited on 8/28/19 at 9:42 pm
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18766 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:42 pm to
I have done pretty well for myself stealing people identities and making money that way.

Not a prestigious job or anything i can even talk about but it pays me 10 times what a real job would pay me
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
118221 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

I get paid 70,000 dollars a year to sit at home and call people to ask if they want flooring.


Rag alter?
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
176006 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

I get paid 70,000 dollars a year to sit at home and call people to ask if they want flooring.



I used to be a silent partner in a home supply store that sold flooring. There's not enough margin to justify $70K per year AKA you're FoS.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
38848 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

i'd kill myself if I was that useless
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:42 pm to
Preach
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:43 pm to
I always wanted to be margarita man at the professional football and baseball games.

Just think how much fun you can have being the life of the party.

Let me spell this out for you.
-Hot
- drunk chicks
- big fun bags
- bend over
- turn their head down by your waist
- to be able to drink from the margarita hose coming from your margarita back pack.



Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
66146 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

I get paid 70,000 dollars a year to sit at home and call people to ask if they want flooring.


I get paid 4 times that to sit at home and call people trashy poors on the internet all day.

Stay in school, kids.
Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5907 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:44 pm to
Deep man
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70770 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:45 pm to
When I hear "Hell is Real!" it makes me remember when my grandmother had a stroke about 15 years ago. My brother was at her death bed near Little Rock and when nobody else was in the room exept them, she clasped him and pulled him in, and told him "Hell is REal" and she died a few hours later.

Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
74627 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

she clasped him and pulled him in, and told him "Hell is REal" and she died a few hours later


God Damn, that's how I want to go out.


Strike some fear into someone.

Maybe they turn their life around and acknowledge me at some sort of awards ceremony. Only to find out decades later after they have recused themselves of all luxury that I was just fricking with them.
This post was edited on 8/28/19 at 9:48 pm
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
66146 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

God Damn, that's how I want to go out.


Strike some fear into someone.


I thought pretty much the same thing. Except now I'm thinking of all the fricked up shite I want to say to the last person that sees me alive.

This might need its own thread.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66497 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

Hell is real

I once made it to pg 2 of a poli thread
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:50 pm to
He’s not talking about T-boys place down in Cocodrie.

I’m a huge client at a Lowe’s where I live. The Pro Sales guy I deal with says he makes that easily. It’s possible, I guess, that he can make that at a place like Home Depot.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49121 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

Except now I'm thinking of all the fricked up shite I want to say to the last person that sees me alive. 


I've been in the situation, surrounded by nurses and doctors trying to stabilize you, not knowing if you're going to make it, you not knowing if you are going to make it..

In those moments, what I remember most. Is hating the fact that if I was dying, I was surrounded by complete strangers.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
66146 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 9:59 pm to
You're probably still young. I'm imagining a situation when I'm like 137, on my death bed, and I have family plus randoms kinda hanging out. I want to have one last utterance prepared in that case. Whether trollish or serious, it's interesting to think about.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70770 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 10:05 pm to
I think I'd go Frank Rizzo on somebody.

Ask them to tell me what they think is most important in life.

Let them go a few minutes, tearfully.

Then tell them "I'm very proud of ya'
that's very nice"

LINK
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49121 posts
Posted on 8/28/19 at 10:09 pm to
Well I tried to troll my sister. She was on her way and hadnt made it yet. What I wanted to do was have the sheet pulled over me when she arrived in the room. My mom wouldnt go for it and got mad.
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