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re: Heading to Wife’s Work Christmas Party

Posted on 12/13/25 at 10:07 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72224 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 10:07 pm to
Laughter is the best medicine….







… unless you have diarrhea.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19099 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 10:12 pm to
Lawyer jokes back when they were writing the bill of rights drs were still using leaches
Posted by CovingtonCrooner
Covington (future capital of LA)
Member since Aug 2025
51 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 10:13 pm to
Do share.
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3583 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 10:14 pm to
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

A Pokémon
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
14308 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 10:44 pm to
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Do share.
Too many details to make the story work, without giving up who me and they are.

I give you this:

Woman showed up looking like she just got through pole dancing at her day job. I don't know what bra size comes after double D, but she at least two sizes bigger and had those twins out to be seen! Completing this visual was the big script tattoo across one side of her chest. Husband appeared to be the typical Peterbilt driver. Work boots, jeans, mullet, full beard.

If there was a game show called "Guess My Occupation", they would be the Million Dollar, grand prize question. "Never judge a book" is the optime of this.
Posted by montana
Bozeman, MT
Member since Dec 2008
1568 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 1:15 am to
Where do you take a sick boat?

To the Dock.
Posted by SpaceCamp
Member since Nov 2020
516 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 5:46 am to
What's the difference between God and a surgeon?



God doesn't think he's a surgeon
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
25944 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 6:20 am to
Knock knock

who's there


LSUPfizerPride87 just shoved another booster in his a-hole.
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
3701 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 6:38 am to
"Is this where the free prostate examinations are being held?"
Posted by turnpiketiger
Member since May 2020
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Posted on 12/14/25 at 8:11 am to
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Gonna be a lot of sluts at that party. Women who work in hospitals are notoriously slutty. (I’m sure that doesn’t include your wife)


It’s a numbers game. There’s way more ladies in a hospital than men. Find a profession that’s majority male and it’ll be the same thing.
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