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Posted on 5/12/17 at 12:24 pm to BeerMoney
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All the time....I'm married.
Came here to say this.
+1
Posted on 5/12/17 at 12:48 pm to Tarik One
I got accused by the dope man of jerking off in a parking lot one time while waiting on him.
My high hat was no longer at the bottom of the steering wheel when I would rock out with the air drums.
My high hat was no longer at the bottom of the steering wheel when I would rock out with the air drums.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 12:59 pm to Tarik One
Someone once said I wasn't a bitch.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 1:00 pm to Carolina_Girl
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Someone once said I wasn't a bitch.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 1:02 pm to Tarik One
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Have you been falsely accused...
Mine is a csb, but true.
Circa 1990, a buddy of mine hooks up with some chick at The Rusty Nail (I wasn't even there...that night) and gives her a fake name.
About 6 mos later, I'm there with a band playing classic rock covers, and this girl I knew from High School tells me I knocked up one of the regulars and she is shitting on my name.
So I call this girl up and ask to meet...as I don't remember who she is and must've been really wasted blah blah blah. I bring a friend and we meet her and her mother at the mall...she was preggo bigtime but admitted I wasn't the guy, then she accused me of covering for this other guy to throw her off. I break out my ID and her mom just starts bawling. After describing the guy, I know who she is talking about but play it off like I'm not sure but it's gotta be one of a few guys, and promise to get word to him or at least let her know I had no luck.
The next day I marched this guy's arse right up to her door by his fricking ear. fricking POS.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 1:07 pm to Tarik One
quote:screenshots are lovely. Or forwarding past emails to co-workers who swear you never sent them anything.
It's always refreshing when you have undeniable proof of your innocence. IN YOUR FACE!
Posted on 5/12/17 at 1:26 pm to Tarik One
When I was in 6th grade, a girl told the teacher that I flicked the teacher off when she had her backed turned. The teacher confronted me about it in front of the class and sent me to the principles office. I never gave her the finger. I dont know what that girl's problem was. The bitch teacher took her side without even thinking.
The teachers name was Mrs. Anzalone. Mandeville Middle School.
The teachers name was Mrs. Anzalone. Mandeville Middle School.
This post was edited on 5/12/17 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 5/12/17 at 1:37 pm to Tarik One
I was having a drink at the Yact Club and some new member accused me of taking his wallet. I told him that I did not steal his wallet. His girlfriend accused me. His friends tried to fight me. AT THE YACHT CLUB! He then found it and apologized under his breath.
I guess they will let any trash become members of Yacht Clubs these days.
I guess they will let any trash become members of Yacht Clubs these days.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 1:43 pm to Salmon
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I get falsely accused of being a liberal everyday on the PT
You are a liberal...and a liar.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 1:47 pm to Tarik One
I was accused of stealing someone's chicken strip basket back in HS. This same girl would still accuse me of it several years later when she ran into me.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 1:47 pm to Tarik One
As a first year teacher I had a female student accuse me of keeping her after class to make a sexual threat toward her.
I realized really quickly that I had no defense and that I was completely powerless as a male teacher being accused by a female student.
Only thing that saved me was the fact that the special ed inclusion teacher was in the room when said "threat" occurred, and she was able to tell the administration the actual conversation that happened.
I realized really quickly that I had no defense and that I was completely powerless as a male teacher being accused by a female student.
Only thing that saved me was the fact that the special ed inclusion teacher was in the room when said "threat" occurred, and she was able to tell the administration the actual conversation that happened.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 1:48 pm to LakeViewLSU
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When I was in 6th grade, a girl told the teacher that I flicked the teacher off when she had her backed turned. The teacher confronted me about it in front of the class and sent me to the principles office. I never gave her the finger. I dont know what that girl's problem was. The bitch teacher took her side without even thinking.
That reminds me of the time, the Principle at Mandeville High accused me of skipping classes, but he later found out another guy with the same last name as mine was the one skipping classes. He never apologized.
This post was edited on 5/12/17 at 2:00 pm
Posted on 5/12/17 at 1:54 pm to LakeViewLSU
Was walking down a staircase in high school when two older kids ran up and told me to whistle if I saw an adult downstairs. I just shrugged and continued down.
As I get to the bottom, the assistant principal jumps out, grabs me and yells "Gotcha!", like some cartoon villain. He drags me by the arm to his office and starts grilling me for helping my friends smoke cigarettes on school grounds.
After a few minutes, the prick realized I had no idea what he was talking about and that I wasn't friends with those guys. a-hole still gave me a detention because I "gave into peer pressure and listened to them". Then he spun it by saying "I'm showing you some leniency because it's the holidays", like he was doing me a favor.
Eat shite, Mr Houston.
As I get to the bottom, the assistant principal jumps out, grabs me and yells "Gotcha!", like some cartoon villain. He drags me by the arm to his office and starts grilling me for helping my friends smoke cigarettes on school grounds.
After a few minutes, the prick realized I had no idea what he was talking about and that I wasn't friends with those guys. a-hole still gave me a detention because I "gave into peer pressure and listened to them". Then he spun it by saying "I'm showing you some leniency because it's the holidays", like he was doing me a favor.
Eat shite, Mr Houston.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 1:56 pm to Tarik One
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Have you been falsely accused of anything?
Having relations with several different llotot
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