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re: Has This Florida Shoplifter Been Talked About Here?

Posted on 11/5/25 at 1:17 pm to
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41600 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

Why do mug shots make them look so much worse?


Because the tiddays aren’t in the mugshot
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
4652 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 1:17 pm to
Im confused, Target let it go for several times, but the last time was the limit? Why not approach her at the store? You know, while u can prove it.

1000 bucks says she got off paying small fine for "mistake" of accidentally not scanning some items
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10485 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 1:18 pm to
i'll try to fix her
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120351 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 1:20 pm to
I saw this one recently. She isn't really hot or anything, but if you fast forward to 11 mins when she stands up she has some huge hogs.

Anyway, she is a District manager for a bank and was caught stealing from multiple targets.

Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
4652 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 1:24 pm to
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
4652 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 1:26 pm to
Naples, Florida — A woman has been accused of stealing 151 items worth $3,472.02 over 18 trips to the Target on Tarpon Bay Boulevard.
According to the Collier County Sheriff’s Office (CCSO), Kimberly McDonnell’s thefts ranged from a $2.19 bottle of Dr. Pepper, a $5.60 box of mechanical pencils, a $54.42 throw pillow, to a $795 mattress.

Detectives say McDonnell repeatedly used the self-checkout to walk away with unpaid merchandise over a two-month span. She now faces grand theft charges between $750 and $5,000.

?? In this video, we show the police bodycam footage from the arrest, providing an unfiltered look at how law enforcement handles retail theft cases.
Posted by tankyank13
NOLA
Member since Nov 2012
8212 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 1:30 pm to
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Can't believe no one else has said it yet.

Not guilty!!!



you try typing that with one hand
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
4652 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 1:30 pm to
Not sure how, but the $795 mattress probably was the tipping point.

How in the frick do you steal a 800 mattress? LOL
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73904 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 1:34 pm to
A soft drink, pencils and a mattress. How do you steal a matteress?
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32193 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 1:36 pm to
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the cop , not guilty


She reminds me of that teacher Brittany Zamora who was bust having sex with her student.

This post was edited on 11/5/25 at 1:48 pm
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5663 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 1:41 pm to
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A female officer takes them to the showers, has them strip naked and the officer sprays them with lice spray.


Posted by Jaydeaux
Covington
Member since May 2005
19558 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 1:41 pm to
Likely hood of getting a boner cuffing her?
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
13716 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 1:44 pm to
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sprays them with lice spray.

Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32193 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 1:47 pm to
Must be something about big titty blonds wanting to steal from Target in Florida. This couple was wanted in Lee County for shoplifting at Target..


Posted by FutureMikeVIII
Houston
Member since Sep 2011
1646 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 1:48 pm to
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ETA: And it's weird that Target gives a shite about this woman stealing...haven't they literally fired employees for trying to stop/confront shoplifters in recent years?


This lady was a repeat offender. Went to Target multiple times and stole shite. I think, the strategy now is let them steal shite and collect evidence until they pass the felony threshold. Then pop em with grand theft.
Posted by Cliff Booth
Member since Feb 2021
3116 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 2:04 pm to
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A female officer takes them to the showers, has them strip naked


This particular officer and perp could make a fortune with this on OF
Posted by Gnash
Cypress, Tx
Member since Oct 2015
10023 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 2:23 pm to
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Stealing for the enjoyment of stealing…she never denied any of it

And didn’t seem shocked at all when they told her what she was charged with
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6441 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 2:24 pm to
Not Guilty. I don't think she did it.
Posted by DivotBreath
On the course
Member since Oct 2007
3707 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 2:26 pm to
No wedding ring . . . Hmmmmm?
Posted by mthorn2
Planet Louisiana
Member since Sep 2007
1531 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 2:29 pm to
So who is the arresting officer?
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