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Has the OT solved this riddle going around on Facebook?

Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:48 pm
Posted by KCMIZSEC
Member since Sep 2013
2199 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:48 pm
Riddle: It’s 7:00 am. You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents, who came to have breakfast. In your fridge: bread, milk (pasteurized!), juice, and a jar of jam. What do you open first?

I don't know what the correct answer is but I have my guess. What says the OT?

Edit :who the hell keeps bread in the fridge?
This post was edited on 12/4/18 at 9:57 pm
Posted by TheAstroTiger
Member since Jun 2018
3101 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:48 pm to
Stupid
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171891 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:49 pm to
Don’t do drugs, kids.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19170 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:49 pm to
Don’t riddles usually ask a question?
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32262 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:49 pm to
What the frick is the question?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118092 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:50 pm to
No butter?
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3508 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:50 pm to
You didn’t post the entire riddle as it’s being posted on FB

The answer to the riddle you posted is your eyes

The answer to the riddle on FB is messenger bc it says what is the first thing you open to answer
This post was edited on 12/4/18 at 9:51 pm
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:50 pm to
is this from the same brain trust that brought us cooking a turkey in a microwave and tide pods?
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
91986 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

Riddle: It’s 7:00 am. You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents, who came to have breakfast. In your fridge: bread, milk (pasteurized!), juice, and a jar of jam.


You didn't post the main part, dummy.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
34970 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

Don’t do drugs, kids.


Drugs are cool, but OP is proof alcohol makes you stupid.
Posted by KCMIZSEC
Member since Sep 2013
2199 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:52 pm to
Oops. Fixed.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
188579 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:53 pm to
lets not turn this place into FB

it would suck if my mom posted here


id be in so much trouble
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3508 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:53 pm to
You still have it wrong, dumb frick
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
34647 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:53 pm to
Facebook is so stupid.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171891 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:54 pm to
It still makes no sense.

What door do you open first? It could be any door. Probably your bedroom door if you sleep with it closed.

Mizzou posters are the fricking worst.
This post was edited on 12/4/18 at 9:55 pm
Posted by InCaliForNow
Member since Mar 2014
523 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:54 pm to
Your eyes
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:54 pm to
Keep sleeping and assume its some shitty dream
Posted by KCMIZSEC
Member since Sep 2013
2199 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

didn't post the main part, dummy.


Ha I'm working on my phone and tried to delete a bunch of the garbage. Deleted the most important part.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
111793 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:55 pm to
I'm gonna open the door to the little gun safe I have in my night stand, take out my .45, and pistol whip you.

It's not what door do you open first. It's what do you open first... and the answer is your eyes bc you're sleeping you fricktard
This post was edited on 12/4/18 at 9:57 pm
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:56 pm to
Bathroom door. Got to pee when you wake up.

ETA: unless you have a comfortable catheter from liberator.
This post was edited on 12/4/18 at 9:57 pm
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