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re: Has anyone ever waited for a stop sign to turn green due to tiredness from lack of sleep?

Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:06 pm to
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77684 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:06 pm to
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I'll have my secretary make the call!


If she is stupid enough to be employed by you, then she'll probably need help with a phone.

Great schtick though, you guys keep it up! Never gets old!!!
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78647 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:07 pm to
LCA131, I can’t hear you with that cock in your mouth, what was that again?
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77684 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:11 pm to
Paul Allen, don't be a dick.

Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173688 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:17 pm to
She’s a Columbia grad student.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77684 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:18 pm to
Posted by Fight4LSU
Kenner
Member since Jul 2005
10074 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:26 pm to
Once I was on my way home from an LSU game at around 2am Sunday morning after tailgating and going to the game since 6am Saturday morning. Thought I saw a car stalled in the middle of I-10 around Laplace, so I slammed on my brakes and came to a complete stop in the middle of the interstate. Only to see there was no other car anywhere to be found. Pretty sure I had dozed off and had dreamed of a stalled car.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77684 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:35 pm to
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Fight4LSU


Much better story than the lame-arse OP.

I'm glad you're ok.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173688 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:36 pm to
I hope you are well my dear fellow.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77684 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:37 pm to
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hope you are well my dear fellow.


You too, bro.

You at the game?
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173688 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:45 pm to
No , but Pilot and Elleshoe are enjoying the port i had delivered to them.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78647 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:59 pm to
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18132 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 7:02 pm to
My coworker, 40 years ago, high as giraffe p*ssy. He told this story recently, straight-laced guy.
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
18141 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 7:03 pm to
Get a new assistant.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53647 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 1:15 am to
I surrendered to invisible federal agents on I-55 near Tickfaw
Posted by sta4ever
Member since Aug 2014
17870 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 1:19 am to
We all know you’re just high af. Call me and I’ll come follow you home to make sure you get home safely. Don’t worry, I’m not the cops or anything
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7881 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 1:25 am to
only after 27 Kratoms and some Skoal, brother
Posted by drunktiger24
Tigerland
Member since Jul 2016
150 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 1:36 am to
Had a friend do this the other day but he was just really high
Posted by DBama1
Atlanta
Member since Dec 2009
1296 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 6:35 am to
I fell asleep going 75 mph down I-20 and woke up skidding around in the median one time. Luckily no damage but I did pull over at the next exit and sleep for a while. Scary shite man.
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