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re: Has anyone ever been fooled by a tranny?
Posted on 10/23/16 at 1:01 pm to Futures Bleak
Posted on 10/23/16 at 1:01 pm to Futures Bleak
Remember in Entourage when johnny wanted his condo to be annexed into Beverly Hills?
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Posted on 10/23/16 at 1:03 pm to Futures Bleak
Me and a guy I worked with were on the same flight once. While waiting to board we saw the flight crew walk to the gate he was carrying on about how hot one of the stewardesses was. That thing had an Adam's apple the size of a golf ball. Once we got back to the job site I asked him about he/she in front of about 10 guys and he went on again about how hot he/she was then I decided to drop the news on him. He turned beet red and the other guys didn't let him live it down for a couple weeks 
Posted on 10/23/16 at 1:12 pm to Futures Bleak
Yeah, this one time when I lived in New York, I was traumatized so bad I moved back in private disgrace to my little podunk home town. I still felt I was bigger than that shithole, so when this sophisticated, smoky bitch walked into my favorite bar, I told her I was hung like a horse and to think about it. She confirmed, and we became frick buddies. Over time, she made me feel she was bigger than me, and I couldn't resist anything about her, including when she convinced me to help kill her husband. As I was about to do it, he said things that made me realize she had been setting me up to take the fall all along, so she could collect their drug money and be free of him and me forever. When she came up and found him alive, she killed him and taunted me with my tranny marriage, asking me if I thought that little bobbly thing at the back of my throat was a clit. That was just going too far. She kept saying, "I'm Trish, rape me!" so I started pounding away from behind after she initiated the sex. She called 911 to report the phony "rape" and "murder", and I inexplicably confirmed to the operator I had done both, even though I hadn't. "You're goddamn right," I believe I said, and I still can't believe I said it. I ended up in prison for life, while she rode off into the sunset. It's a common story...
(It's called "The Last Seduction". Very good movie.)
(It's called "The Last Seduction". Very good movie.)
This post was edited on 10/23/16 at 5:19 pm
Posted on 10/23/16 at 1:13 pm to Futures Bleak
Never been fooled. The ones on Bourbon are easy to spot. The ones that use to fly in from Europe and Australia to the raves at State palace about 15-20 years ago were really really hard to tell fwiw
Posted on 10/23/16 at 1:18 pm to SuperSaint
Posted on 10/23/16 at 1:18 pm to Futures Bleak
Friend of mine was making out with this hot chick in a Thialand beer bar. Takes her back to his hotel and she says, "So, I no think you like Lady-Boy". He says, "w w what did you say?" She goes, "Lady-Boy! I am Lady-Boy!"
I still can't believe he told us this story. It would've gone with me to the grave.
I still can't believe he told us this story. It would've gone with me to the grave.
Posted on 10/23/16 at 1:34 pm to Futures Bleak
quote:
Has anyone ever been fooled by a tranny? by Futures Bleak
Ignorance is bliss
Posted on 10/23/16 at 1:37 pm to Futures Bleak
I was right in the middle of foreplay with a tranny when he admitted he was born a man. I spit his dick out and punched that homo in the face.
Posted on 10/23/16 at 1:47 pm to Futures Bleak
No I've known every time. I was never fooled.
Posted on 10/23/16 at 1:55 pm to Futures Bleak
quote:Yes. No ragrets.
Has anyone ever been fooled by a tranny?
Posted on 10/23/16 at 2:17 pm to Tigerfan97
There are trannys everywhere here in Seattle and they dont fool me
Unless they pass really well, then I do not know they are a tranny and it doesn't register in my mind.
Unless they pass really well, then I do not know they are a tranny and it doesn't register in my mind.
Posted on 10/23/16 at 2:23 pm to LucasP
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my buddies let it go pretty fast before they pointed out what I was missing.
You still did it though, right? it's only gay if you make eye contact
Posted on 10/23/16 at 2:24 pm to Futures Bleak
This post was edited on 5/4/23 at 7:54 am
Posted on 10/23/16 at 3:06 pm to crosen2
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I would beat your arse but you are too much of a pussy to show up
Spotted the guy that got fooled.
Posted on 10/23/16 at 3:09 pm to Futures Bleak
The only people who are being "fooled by" a tranny are the ones are hoping for this result.
Posted on 10/23/16 at 3:12 pm to Futures Bleak
Yeah in a work setting. I had to interview this "girl" named Jenny. Something was off as she was pretty convincing and female looking. As soon as it all came together I had to resist smiling pretty hard.
Thank god she wasn't qualified. With some of the goofballs we have in our building that would be a headache to manage. Plus she asked a lot of questions about how we handle diversity and forward thinking.
Thank god she wasn't qualified. With some of the goofballs we have in our building that would be a headache to manage. Plus she asked a lot of questions about how we handle diversity and forward thinking.
Posted on 10/23/16 at 3:12 pm to Futures Bleak
have a good friend that was fooled, he's a sports writer for the NOTPeeyoo that was one night, he had already done a little French kissing be fore I pointed out the error in his gender identification error
Posted on 10/23/16 at 3:16 pm to Futures Bleak
I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca cola
C-O-L-A cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca cola
C-O-L-A cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Posted on 10/23/16 at 3:24 pm to Futures Bleak
Yes, I used to think Owlie had a vagina until I realized he's just a Mexican
Posted on 10/23/16 at 3:43 pm to Futures Bleak
Drunk friend in the FQ was. He claims no, but I don't believe him.
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