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re: Guys who do wimpy hand shakes
Posted on 8/10/15 at 12:25 pm to ctiger69
Posted on 8/10/15 at 12:25 pm to ctiger69
I love it when super macho guys try and act all alpha with a firm handshake. Newsflash, you're not impressing anyone. I'll just keep my hands limp and let them squeeze away like a gorilla. But the jokes on them cause I'll be using that hand strength I saved to finger bang their wife later.
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Posted on 8/10/15 at 12:26 pm to ctiger69
It's weird when people in a position of authority do this.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 12:30 pm to geauxjuice
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wow dude I hope for your sake you're still at catholic
Nah. Graduated over 20 years ago. I'm all for the arts and such.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 12:37 pm to HaveMercy
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I don't consider myself a germaphobe
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There are just too many weird germs and nasty people running around to have to routinely shake people's hands.
Say what? Posted on 8/10/15 at 12:41 pm to LucasP
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LucasP
Not you best effort.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 12:43 pm to Artie Rome
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Not you best effort.
Agreed, but I was going somewhere with that. Oh well, I suppose my best days are behind me. It was fun.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 12:45 pm to ctiger69
Not gonna shite you, I may be one of these people. It's partially an involuntary reaction to my thoughts of where your hand might have been prior to me touching it. I don't know why this is such a widely accepted practice, as it is likely a cause of the spread of many germs and potentially even disease. A good head nod or a nice smile always works for me. Call me weird, but I don't like touching people I don't know.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 12:46 pm to LucasP
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Agreed, but I was going somewhere with that. Oh well, I suppose my best days are behind me. It was fun.
Old trolls never die, they just __________.
come on lucas - Make me proud...
Posted on 8/10/15 at 12:49 pm to yurintroubl
Thanks but I got nothing. Honestly got a new job and now I'm not as miserable and angry and I used to be. It just feels forced.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 12:49 pm to ctiger69
the ole dead fish
Posted on 8/10/15 at 12:53 pm to LucasP
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Thanks but I got nothing. Honestly got a new job and now I'm not as miserable and angry and I used to be. It just feels forced.
You were the best ever. And when your life comes crashing down around you, I'll be here to lulz your pain.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 12:53 pm to LucasP
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LucasP
I like to think that you actually are a cat sitting behind a computer screen coming up with all these great trolls. Makes it even funnier for me
Posted on 8/10/15 at 12:57 pm to terd ferguson
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And for frick sake look me in the goddamn eye you little fricking bitch.
AMEN!
Posted on 8/10/15 at 1:01 pm to Monday
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When I was about 10, an old man
told me life was about 5 things:
1. Eating
2.Drinking
3.Shitting
4.fricking
5. and fighting for more.
His advice has not served me well.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 1:04 pm to LucasP
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got a new job and now I'm not as miserable and angry and I used to be. It just feels forced.
It's O.K. man, hang in there.
Hopefully you will grow to hate that job and we will get you back.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 1:39 pm to ctiger69
A wimpy handshake is OK after spending time in Spain for work.
They do the air kiss on the check way too much.
They do the air kiss on the check way too much.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 1:49 pm to ctiger69
eeewwww, sissy!
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