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Guys ordering veggie burgers
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:25 pm
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:25 pm
So this guy walks up to the bar next to me, and I was pretty sure I would hate him from the start: has a handkerchief around his neck, hipster beard, stupid glasses, blue jean jacket, Scottish tweed hat, really the works.
But the veggie burger, holy shite how big of a pussy do you have to be to order that? It just screams to other males, "please kick my arse so I can have some sort of self awareness, please". The guy with him also wanted to order queso, but he says don't order it since he doesn't approve of cheese.
I'm really tempted to yell out "Make America Great Again" or "Trump 2017"!
But the veggie burger, holy shite how big of a pussy do you have to be to order that? It just screams to other males, "please kick my arse so I can have some sort of self awareness, please". The guy with him also wanted to order queso, but he says don't order it since he doesn't approve of cheese.
I'm really tempted to yell out "Make America Great Again" or "Trump 2017"!
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:27 pm to OMLandshark
I order veggie burgers because I'm not a lard arse.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:27 pm to OMLandshark
Lots of that shite around here.
I've lived here long enough to see these "vegetarian/vegan" restaurants pop up like weeds and many of them fail.
Market is completely saturated.
There is one across the street from our office and this girl on my team wanted to go there for her birthday. Needless to say I didn't join them. Not even free food could get me to go there.
I've lived here long enough to see these "vegetarian/vegan" restaurants pop up like weeds and many of them fail.
Market is completely saturated.
There is one across the street from our office and this girl on my team wanted to go there for her birthday. Needless to say I didn't join them. Not even free food could get me to go there.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:27 pm to OMLandshark
I like em.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:28 pm to OMLandshark
I've never had one. I might order one this weekend just because it pisses small dicks like you off so bad.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:28 pm to mattz1122
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I order veggie burgers because I'm not a lard arse.
I'm just curious if you keep your balls in a jar or gave them away.
This post was edited on 1/13/17 at 7:29 pm
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:29 pm to mattz1122
quote:
I order veggie burgers because I'm not a lard arse.
A 1/3 pound burger patty from 80/20 ground beef will come out to 25 grams of protein and 29 grams of fat. 360 calories. Not really running up the scale there and really aren't saving that many calories going veggie burger route in its place.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:29 pm to OMLandshark
Veggie burgers are delish
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:29 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
I'm just curious if you keep your balls in a jar or gave them away.
I bet you would mount them on your truck if given the chance.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:29 pm to OMLandshark
How insecure you must be to correlate burger meat with manhood.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:30 pm to OMLandshark
I used to clown on those people, but a couple years ago, my cousin in Chicago took me to this fancy burger place she likes. I got a burger, of course, and she got the veggie burger. It looked awesome, and when she cut off a small bite of the veggie patty to try I was blown away. The veggie burger was legit better than my delicious hunk of grass fed beef.
Short answer is this: sometimes, veggie burgers actually taste damn good. Try it before you judge.
Short answer is this: sometimes, veggie burgers actually taste damn good. Try it before you judge.
This post was edited on 1/13/17 at 7:31 pm
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:30 pm to notiger1997
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I bet you would mount them on your truck if given the chance
Nah, just under my tires.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:30 pm to OMLandshark
I like them.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:30 pm to OMLandshark
Spin-off: OT parents, how would you react if your kid ordered a veggie burger?
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:30 pm to OMLandshark
I have never had a veggie burger. I'm a little curious what they taste like.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:32 pm to mattz1122
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I order veggie burgers because I'm not a lard arse.
Easily as stupid as making fun of someone for ordering a veggie burger. You can't eat a burger every once in a while without blowing up?
ETA- Some veggie burgers are really good.
This post was edited on 1/13/17 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:33 pm to Yat27
Sure thing, fatty.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:34 pm to kingbob
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Short answer is this: sometimes, veggie burgers actually taste damn good. Try it before you judge.
This is what I'm getting at. I actually like vegetables when they are fresh and/or prepared right. It's not like I'm snobbing it up like a smug vegan or vegetarian. I just like a balanced diet and to try different things. I might go out of my way to try a veggie burger some time if the place looks legit.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:34 pm to OMLandshark
Offer him some ambien
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:34 pm to mattz1122
That made you angry enough to downvote my post? 
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