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Gun purchase experience...
Posted on 1/18/20 at 9:54 pm
Posted on 1/18/20 at 9:54 pm
So I got my concealed gun permit the other day and went straight to the local Bass Pro store to get a small 9mm pistol for home protection.
When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said "strip down, facing me".
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!
I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to Seniors a little clearer.
I still dont think I looked that bad.
When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said "strip down, facing me".
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!
I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to Seniors a little clearer.
I still dont think I looked that bad.
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Posted on 1/18/20 at 9:56 pm to partsman103
Wut
Posted on 1/18/20 at 9:56 pm to partsman103
Go to bed pops
Posted on 1/18/20 at 9:59 pm to partsman103
Did you steal that from Reader's Digest?
This post was edited on 1/18/20 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 1/18/20 at 10:04 pm to partsman103
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This post was edited on 10/19/21 at 8:24 am
Posted on 1/18/20 at 10:05 pm to partsman103
Oh, it’s a joke.
Posted on 1/18/20 at 10:10 pm to partsman103
If she asked "What are you gonna do with a .22 derringer?" then you might have problems.
Posted on 1/18/20 at 10:11 pm to partsman103
Posted on 1/18/20 at 10:17 pm to partsman103
I chuckled
Posted on 1/18/20 at 10:22 pm to partsman103
It took me a few minutes, but that was pretty funny 
Posted on 1/18/20 at 11:38 pm to Spankum
Posted on 1/18/20 at 11:41 pm to partsman103
Same thing happened to me when I went to go buy my daughter Plan B
Posted on 1/18/20 at 11:57 pm to partsman103
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