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re: Grown men who can't clean up after themselves
Posted on 10/23/19 at 10:07 am to sweetwaterbilly
Posted on 10/23/19 at 10:07 am to sweetwaterbilly
Years ago, I attended a mediation at a very swanky law office in the Turtle Creek area of Dallas. One of the participants was not represented by counsel. He apparently had some issue with spray diarrhea and he completely blasted up the stalls in the men's room. Then, he rinsed his clothes in the sink putting shite brown brackish water everywhere. It was awful.
He apparently had a recurring problem because he had a change of clothes with him. No one could find him at the beginning of the mediation, so I went looking for him. When I came into the bathroom, he looked at me and said "Can you bring me a sack?"
So, I went back to the mediation room where everyone was waiting. When I asked for a sack, everyone gave me the "are you some kind of nut" look.
He apparently had a recurring problem because he had a change of clothes with him. No one could find him at the beginning of the mediation, so I went looking for him. When I came into the bathroom, he looked at me and said "Can you bring me a sack?"
So, I went back to the mediation room where everyone was waiting. When I asked for a sack, everyone gave me the "are you some kind of nut" look.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 10:38 am to sweetwaterbilly
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But even then, people apparently can't wait around for a few seconds to see if a second flush is necessary.
time is money
Posted on 10/23/19 at 10:53 am to LSUMaverick
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Not only does she leave the toilet with floaters, skid marks, but she always leaves some type of panty crotch rot specks all over the toilet seat.

Posted on 10/23/19 at 11:39 am to sweetwaterbilly
I like leaving my butt crack debri on the back of the toilet seat for the next guy.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 11:55 am to sweetwaterbilly
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Is this a generational thing?
Yeah I think it's a boomer thing
Posted on 10/23/19 at 12:01 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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Grown men who can't clean up after themselves
I always clean up my mess after I finish.
Chicks love it and often get another orgasm, to boot.
Chivalry is not dead.

Posted on 10/23/19 at 12:03 pm to mikelbr
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I always clean up my mess after I finish.
Chicks love it and often get another orgasm, to boot.
Chivalry is not dead
How could kibbles not like a perfect gentleman such as yourself?
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