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Grocery Store Parking

Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:03 pm
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
24864 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:03 pm
Do you park as close to the door as possible?

Or do you park close to the buggy return?

Or are you one of those cretins who doesn't return the buggy and leaves it out in the goddamn parking lot?
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78688 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:04 pm to
Not sure, I'll have to ask my chauffeur.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102368 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:04 pm to
I park away from other cars and always return the buggy no matter what.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:05 pm to
what is this 'grocery store' you speak of?

I thought food just magically appears in my fridge every few days.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:05 pm to
I don't park close. I like to leave those spots available for the elderly
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26338 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

Or are you one of those cretins who doesn't return the buggy and leaves it out in the goddamn parking lot?


I prefer to think of it as providing job security to the guy who collects all the buggies
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21814 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:06 pm to
I park in the middle or back, don't give a frick about an extra walk.

People that don't return the buggies or put them among other buggies in a logical spot are fricking retards.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70472 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:06 pm to
Do you make groceries?
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:06 pm to
My groceries are delivered.

Eff going to the store and dealing with women who cant park, stray carts rolling around, old people writing checks or kids on their phones at the registers.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:06 pm to
i purposely park further out near the cart return if possible. Then laugh at the idiots who will driver around or wait for someone else to back out of a closer spot.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

I don't park close. I like to leave those spots available for the elderly



many thanks sonny
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30619 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:06 pm to
I park away from everyone

Unfortunately, my Roues has no cart return. They just have cart boys constantly running all over the place getting carts. It's really stupid.
Posted by OldTigahFot
Drinkin' with the rocket scientists
Member since Jan 2012
10507 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:08 pm to
I don't want my truck getting banged by idiots returning carts so I park about halfway out. And I always return my cart to the rack.

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:08 pm to
my wife is what i call "parking lot challenged". as soon as she pulls into a parking lot it's like she completely forgets how to drive.
This post was edited on 8/7/17 at 3:09 pm
Posted by h0bnail
Member since Sep 2009
7628 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:08 pm to
If I'm going to be using a cart, I'll park out by the return. If not, closest open spot.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

Do you make groceries?



old lady does that, but I'll help her save 'em up if I'm at home when she gets back from the store
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127616 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:09 pm to
I live in Florida so I am looking for a shaded spot. Period.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91874 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:10 pm to
If you shop at a grocery store where walking distance to the door is of any concern, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

as soon as she pulls into a parking lot it's like she completely forgets how to drive.



hate to see her driving at an airport, that seems to happen to everyone, she'd probably be considered a terrorist
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
24864 posts
Posted on 8/7/17 at 3:11 pm to
Publix for canned goods.

Sprouts for everything else.
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