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1381 The Peasants' Revolt, led by Wat Tyler, climaxes when rebels plunder and burn the Tower of London and kill the Archbishop of Canterbury.

1642 Massachusetts passes the first compulsory education law in the colonies.

1645 Oliver Cromwell's army routs the king's army at Naseby.

1775 The U.S. Army is founded when the Continental Congress authorizes the muster of troops.

1777 The Continental Congress authorizes the "stars and stripes" flag for the new United States.

1789 Captain William Bligh of the HMS Bounty arrives in Timor in a small boat. He had been forced to leave his ship when his crew mutinied.

1846 A group of settlers declare California to be a republic.

1864 At the Battle of Pine Mountain, Georgia, Confederate General Leonidas Polk is killed by a Union shell.

1893 The city of Philadelphia observes the first Flag Day.

1907 Women in Norway win the right to vote.



JOTD: A man had been drinking at a bar all night and pukes down the front of his shirt.

“shite I can’t go home like this my wife will kill me” The bartender sees this and says “put a $20 bill in you pocket and when she sees the puke tell her some drunk puked on you and gave you $20 for dry cleaning”. So the guy goes home and his wife sees the puke on his shirt and asks what happened, to which he replies “a drunk guy puked on me and he gave me $20 to pay for dry cleaning”. To which his wife says “Ok well then why do you have $40 in your hand?” “Because he also shite in my pants.”