re: Good morning Thread

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Subtle brag I have a car. Nice.

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Subtle I live in Alabama brag. Nice.

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wtjotd?

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Good morning all and Happy whatever-day-it-is

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Happy whatever-day-it-is

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Every day is either taco Tuesday or sushi Saturday

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wellllllllll that makes things a teensy bit awkward for anyone that mistakenly thought it was Naked Thursday

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I thought it was called Turtle Thursday

Hi slaggy

Hey everyone else

Dylan was practicing his golf swing in his front yard when he swung a little too hard and sent the ball through his neighbors window. Dylan ran over and rang the doorbell three times. After no one answered for a few minutes, he opened the door to see broken glass everywhere, a lamp lying on the ground, and a huge fat Arabian man wearing a turban sitting on the couch. Dylan asked, "Who are you?" The fat man replied, "I am a genie you have freed from that lamp." Dylan questioned, "Oh man, do I get three wishes?" The genie replied, "Since you freed me by accident you only get two and I get one." Dylan thought about it and realized what he wanted, "I want to be the best golfer ever." The surprised genie said, "You sure? Most people wish for money, but okay. Now your wife gets one wish." Dylan brought over his wife who wished right away, "I want a million dollars every week of my life." The genie said, "Granted. And now for my wish, I have been cramped up in that lamp for many years so its been a while since I've been with a woman. I want one day of wild, crazy sex with your wife, Dylan." Dylan said, "No way!" The genie replied, "Not even for a million dollars a week?" Dylan turned to his wife, who said, "I guess for all that, I should. Well, not until Dylan leaves." Dylan said, "Okay, have fun, I guess," and left. Dylan's wife then proceeded to have wild sex for the rest of the day with the genie. When they were finished, the genie asked how old her husband was. She said, "Forty-five." The Genie laughed and said, "Isn't he a little old to be believing in genies?"

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And the code word is always red

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We already have to be able to climb a tree to get to your parties... now we have to remember code words?!

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"you can't handle the truth"

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if the truth is cardio





then yeah, you're right

TSS: I just responded to an email about penetration issues due to size and didn't laugh once.

New year, new me!