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Posted on 9/27/19 at 6:21 am to Lithium
JOTD
A drunk guy walks into a bar...
He says: "Bartender, Pour everyone here a drink, pour one for yourself and give me the bill."
The bartender does just that and hands him the bill. The drunk goes: "Oh I don't have enough money"
The bartender slaps him a few times and tosses him out.
The next day the same guy walks into the bar, drunk again.
He says: Bartender, Pour everyone here a drink, pour one for yourself and give me the bill."
The bartender thinks that no-one would be stupid enough to pull that trick twice, so he gives the drunk the benefit of the doubt and pours everyone a drink, including himself.
He hands the drunk the bill and, just like last time, he goes: "I don't have enough money."
The bartender slaps him silly and tosses him out.
The next day he walks in Again, and says: "Pour everyone on this side of the bar a drink."
The bartender goes: "What, no drink for me?"'
The guy says: "No way, you get violent when you drink!"
A drunk guy walks into a bar...
He says: "Bartender, Pour everyone here a drink, pour one for yourself and give me the bill."
The bartender does just that and hands him the bill. The drunk goes: "Oh I don't have enough money"
The bartender slaps him a few times and tosses him out.
The next day the same guy walks into the bar, drunk again.
He says: Bartender, Pour everyone here a drink, pour one for yourself and give me the bill."
The bartender thinks that no-one would be stupid enough to pull that trick twice, so he gives the drunk the benefit of the doubt and pours everyone a drink, including himself.
He hands the drunk the bill and, just like last time, he goes: "I don't have enough money."
The bartender slaps him silly and tosses him out.
The next day he walks in Again, and says: "Pour everyone on this side of the bar a drink."
The bartender goes: "What, no drink for me?"'
The guy says: "No way, you get violent when you drink!"
Posted on 9/27/19 at 6:21 am to pioneerbasketball
Morning people. 
Posted on 9/27/19 at 6:38 am to fishfighter
Morning fish
Posted on 9/27/19 at 6:48 am to Lithium
Morning Everyone
Posted on 9/27/19 at 6:58 am to Lithium
Morning all.
Posted on 9/27/19 at 7:02 am to farad
quote:
morning gang...ready for the weekend...family...faith...fishing...n football...
Power ball winner.
Posted on 9/27/19 at 7:03 am to Tiger 79
Morning 79 and Temple
Posted on 9/27/19 at 7:03 am to Lithium
Happy Friday OTrs of the GMT.
Today in History
1540 Pope Paul III approved the charter for the Society of Jesus (Jesuits), founded by St. Ignatius Loyola.
1939 Warsaw, Poland, was surrendered to the Nazis after weeks of resistance.
1959 Typhoon Vera battered the Japanese island of Honshu, killing almost 5,000 people.
1983 The America's Cup was lost by the United States for the first time in the yachting event's 132-year history.
1998 * Mark McGwire hit his record-setting 69th and 70th home runs in the last game of the regular season.*
Today in History
1540 Pope Paul III approved the charter for the Society of Jesus (Jesuits), founded by St. Ignatius Loyola.
1939 Warsaw, Poland, was surrendered to the Nazis after weeks of resistance.
1959 Typhoon Vera battered the Japanese island of Honshu, killing almost 5,000 people.
1983 The America's Cup was lost by the United States for the first time in the yachting event's 132-year history.
1998 * Mark McGwire hit his record-setting 69th and 70th home runs in the last game of the regular season.*
Posted on 9/27/19 at 7:17 am to tidalmouse
Frog, Mud, Tidal, 79.
Posted on 9/27/19 at 7:34 am to Lithium
Morning
Posted on 9/27/19 at 7:38 am to fishfighter
Morning fish,Bullfrog,Tiger 79,Mudminnnow,TT89.
This post was edited on 9/27/19 at 7:39 am
Posted on 9/27/19 at 7:49 am to tidalmouse
Good morning, men. Good job, Tidal. You playing this morning?
Have a nice Friday and weekend.
Have a nice Friday and weekend.
Posted on 9/27/19 at 7:53 am to fishfighter
Morning fish, Mouser, LCA
Dragging this am....
But I’m sure I’ll be ready to rumble by quittin time.
Dragging this am....
But I’m sure I’ll be ready to rumble by quittin time.
Posted on 9/27/19 at 7:56 am to Bullfrog
Posted on 9/27/19 at 7:58 am to Lithium
Two days in a row no JOTD
You people
You people
Posted on 9/27/19 at 8:04 am to LCA131
Hey LCA,Bullfrog.
Yep.I'm re-energized and ready to spread some joy.
There's a JOTD on page 2.
Morning Scooba,pwejr.
Yep.I'm re-energized and ready to spread some joy.
There's a JOTD on page 2.
Morning Scooba,pwejr.
This post was edited on 9/27/19 at 8:08 am
Posted on 9/27/19 at 8:07 am to Lithium
cof 1
Posted on 9/27/19 at 8:11 am to Deep Purple Haze
gm DPH. 
Posted on 9/27/19 at 8:29 am to Deep Purple Haze
quote:
cof 1
Riveting. Bookmarked, and will read again shortly.
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