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Posted on 9/14/19 at 6:00 am to Lithium
A Long JOTD since OP is busy doing paperwork.
An old man was sitting on his porch one morning when a boy walked up the road carrying a large roll of chicken wire.
“Hey, boy! What are you doing with all that chicken wire?”
“I’m gonna catch some chickens, sir.”
“You fool, you can’t catch no chickens with chicken wire.”
The boy smiled and walked off. That evening he came back dragging the chicken wire with at least a dozen chickens rolled up in it.
The next morning, the old man sat on his porch and saw the boy coming down the street with a large pack of gray tape.
“What you got there, boy?”
“It’s Duck Tape brand duct tape, I’m going to catch some ducks today.”
“You fool, you can’t catch no ducks with Duck Tape.”
The boy laughed and later that evening walked by with a large group of ducks wrapped up in tape.
The next morning the man saw the boy coming down the street with a big bundle of reeds.
“What you got there, boy?”
“It’s a bundle of pussy willows, I –”
“Hold on I’ll get my hat!”
An old man was sitting on his porch one morning when a boy walked up the road carrying a large roll of chicken wire.
“Hey, boy! What are you doing with all that chicken wire?”
“I’m gonna catch some chickens, sir.”
“You fool, you can’t catch no chickens with chicken wire.”
The boy smiled and walked off. That evening he came back dragging the chicken wire with at least a dozen chickens rolled up in it.
The next morning, the old man sat on his porch and saw the boy coming down the street with a large pack of gray tape.
“What you got there, boy?”
“It’s Duck Tape brand duct tape, I’m going to catch some ducks today.”
“You fool, you can’t catch no ducks with Duck Tape.”
The boy laughed and later that evening walked by with a large group of ducks wrapped up in tape.
The next morning the man saw the boy coming down the street with a big bundle of reeds.
“What you got there, boy?”
“It’s a bundle of pussy willows, I –”
“Hold on I’ll get my hat!”
Posted on 9/14/19 at 6:05 am to Lithium
Good morning 
Posted on 9/14/19 at 6:22 am to Lithium
Morning all!
Posted on 9/14/19 at 6:34 am to Lithium
Posted on 9/14/19 at 6:37 am to Lithium
Happy Gameday OTrs of the GMT.
Today in History
1901 President McKinley died of gunshot wounds inflicted by an assassin. Vice President Theodore Roosevelt succeeded him.
1927 Modern dance pioneer Isadora Duncan died in Nice, France.
1940 Congress passed the Selective Service Act, providing for the first peacetime draft in U.S. history.
1959 The Soviet space probe Luna 2 became the first man-made object to reach the Moon when it crashed onto the lunar surface.
1982 Princess Grace of Monaco died from injuries sustained in a car crash the previous day.
1994 Acting commissioner Bud Selig announced the cancellation of the 1994 baseball season on the 34th day of a strike by players.
Jonathon Winters/It's a Mad,Mad,Mad,Mad World
Today in History
1901 President McKinley died of gunshot wounds inflicted by an assassin. Vice President Theodore Roosevelt succeeded him.
1927 Modern dance pioneer Isadora Duncan died in Nice, France.
1940 Congress passed the Selective Service Act, providing for the first peacetime draft in U.S. history.
1959 The Soviet space probe Luna 2 became the first man-made object to reach the Moon when it crashed onto the lunar surface.
1982 Princess Grace of Monaco died from injuries sustained in a car crash the previous day.
1994 Acting commissioner Bud Selig announced the cancellation of the 1994 baseball season on the 34th day of a strike by players.
Jonathon Winters/It's a Mad,Mad,Mad,Mad World
This post was edited on 9/14/19 at 6:51 am
Posted on 9/14/19 at 6:42 am to tidalmouse
Morning Mouser, Lizzie, Army
Posted on 9/14/19 at 6:53 am to Bullfrog
Hey Bro. 
Hey Miz liz.
Hey Miz liz.
Posted on 9/14/19 at 7:52 am to tidalmouse
Good Morning tidal, Liz, OT Folks. Enjoy the weekend.
Posted on 9/14/19 at 7:56 am to Bullfrog
Good thing that little boy didn't walk by with a cockatoo
This post was edited on 9/14/19 at 7:57 am
Posted on 9/14/19 at 8:20 am to Rouge
Update on my end, discovered delta is oversold by 5 on Minneapolis to Seattle this morning. Might be able to score a good amex gift card today and still make it to kona through LAX. Crossing my fingers for some good luck
Posted on 9/14/19 at 8:26 am to CuseTiger
Drink some world class coffee in kona
Posted on 9/14/19 at 8:30 am to Rouge
Everyone at the office was asking for coffee as gifts, they didnt know what else to ask for. Maybe some lava from the volcano?
Posted on 9/14/19 at 8:47 am to Rouge
Thats an excellent idea, greatly appreciated
Posted on 9/14/19 at 8:48 am to Rouge
quote:
wood pieces
quote:
Rouge
Uh huh....
Posted on 9/14/19 at 9:10 am to liz18lsu
Morning people.
Got a late start to the day.
Got a late start to the day.
Posted on 9/14/19 at 10:22 am to fishfighter
Morning Fish, Rougie, Cuse, Travelocity
Heading to campus in a bit.
Heading to campus in a bit.
Posted on 9/14/19 at 10:27 am to Bullfrog
You coming in tomorrow morning? I won’t be there till around 1030
Posted on 9/14/19 at 10:33 am to tgrbaitn08
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