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Rise and Shine folks

1683 William Penn signs a friendship treaty with the Lenni Lenape Indians in Pennsylvania.

1700 Russia gives up its Black Sea fleet as part of a truce with the Ottoman Empire.

1758 British and Hanoverian armies defeat the French at Krefeld in Germany.

1760 Austrian forces defeat the Prussians at Landshut, Germany.

1848 A bloody insurrection of workers erupts in Paris.

1863 Confederate forces overwhelm a Union garrison at the Battle of Brashear City in Louisiana.

1865 Confederate General Stand Watie surrenders his army at Fort Towson, in the Oklahoma Territory.

1884 A Chinese Army defeats the French at Bac Le, Indochina.

1885 Former general and president Ulysses S. Grant dies at the age of 63.

1902 Germany, Austria-Hungary, and Italy renew the Triple Alliance for a 12-year duration.



JOTD: My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...