Good Morning *PayDay Edition*

Rise and Shine folks Payday is here.

1539 Emperor Charles V reaches a truce with German Protestants at Frankfurt, Germany.

1689 Residents of Boston oust their governor, Edmond Andros.

1764 The English Parliament bans the American colonies from printing paper money.

1775 The American Revolution begins as fighting breaks out at Lexington, Massachusetts.

1782 The Netherlands recognizes the United States.

1794 Tadeusz Kosciuszko forces the Russians out of Warsaw.

1802 The Spanish reopen New Orleans port to American merchants.

1824 English poet Lord George Gordon Byron dies of malaria at age 36 while aiding Greek independence.

1861 The Baltimore riots result in four Union soldiers and nine civilians killed.

1861 President Abraham Lincoln orders a blockade of Confederate ports.



JOTD:Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the frick is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"