Good Morning *National Hamburger Month Edition*

Rise and Shine folks

May is National Hamburger Month. What's your favorite hamburger spot, and why?

1540 Afghan chief Sher Khan defeats Mongul Emperor Humayun at Kanauj.

1630 Italian Jesuit Niccolo Zucchi sees the belts on Jupiter's surface.

1681 Louis XIV sends an expedition to aid James II in Ireland. As a result, England declares war on France.

1756 Britain declares war on France.

1792 Merchants form the New York Stock Exchange at 70 Wall Street.

1814 Denmark cedes Norway to Sweden.

1863 Union General Ulysses Grant continues his push towards Vicksburg at the Battle of the Big Black River Bridge.

1875 The first Kentucky Derby is run in Louisville.

1881 Frederick Douglass is appointed recorder of deeds for Washington, D.C.

1940 Germany occupies Brussels, Belgium and begins the invasion of France.



JOTD: An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room everyday. While there, the old lady would sit quite contently holding the old guys's penis. One day she goes down to the rec. room and is mortified to find her man with another woman holding his penis. "What's she got that I don't have" she says. He looks up with a large smile on his face and replies "Parkinson's"