Good Morning *Feed The Hamsters Editon*

Rise and Shine.

756 Abd-al-Rahman is proclaimed emir of Cordoba, Spain.

1213 King John submits to the Pope, offering to make England and Ireland papal fiefs. Pope Innocent III lifts the interdict of 1208.

1602 English navigator Bartholomew Gosnold discovers Cape Cod.

1614 An aristocratic uprising in France ends with the Treaty of St. Menehould.

1618 Johannes Kepler discovers his harmonics law.

1702 The War of Spanish Succession begins.

1730 Following the resignation of Lord Townshend, Robert Walpole becomes the sole minister in the English cabinet.

1768 By the Treaty of Versailles, France purchases Corsica from Genoa.

1795 Napoleon enters the Lombardian capital of Milan in triumph.

1820 The U.S. Congress designates the slave trade a form of piracy.



JOTD: The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!" The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in. The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"