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re: Golf, my dad, and the bet today

Posted on 2/21/16 at 8:04 pm to
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 8:04 pm to
My man makes a grip change and he starts talking shite.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20251 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 8:05 pm to
There is nothing fake about this story.

There were and always are stupid side bets. So it adds up quickly. But yes, he will usually birdie the par 3s without fail
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
21034 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

Tell him if he wants to collect, he has to fight you in the parking lot.


No way I'm giving that old man one red cent. He's gonna have to fight for it too.

frick him.


Then you'd be doubly fisked.

Old people cheat...especially in fights.
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 8:08 pm to
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But yes, he will usually birdie the par 3s without fail


No he won't.
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

He said remember one thing youngster, don't walk on that course without having the money to cover the bet,

lol owned
Posted by Front9Bandit
Member since Dec 2013
15432 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

But yes, he will usually birdie the par 3s without fail


Ok
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61725 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 8:11 pm to
You not only suck at golf, you aren't real strong in mathematics. Do you have an employable trade?
Posted by Tiger Hoods
Dixon Correctional Facility
Member since Jan 2016
432 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 8:17 pm to
My dad would never take money off of me !!!!! No matter what
Posted by Real Pirate
NE LA
Member since Apr 2013
1879 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 8:24 pm to
I've made bets with my father and lost. He's tried to turn down the money but I pay up. It's happened vice versa as well. Now we stick to non-monetary bets.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 8:28 pm to
quote:

Short version:



Golf is stupid and douchey as you and your dear old paw respectively.
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
18602 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

Golf is stupid




sorry you're poor
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

But yes, he will usually birdie the par 3s without fail


Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106076 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:40 pm to
You got hustled. Congratulations.
Posted by DeboseKnows
Gainesville
Member since Dec 2012
1760 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

But yes, he will usually birdie the par 3s without fail


So your dad plays on the champions tour?
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12080 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:48 pm to
That still doesn't add up to $1500

And just think, he took all your money and then went home and banged your mom. Maybe even on top of your money.
This post was edited on 2/21/16 at 9:50 pm
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108734 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:48 pm to
How many strokes did he give you?
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6946 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

That still doesn't add up to $1500


OP said there were side bets. OP lost $500 on the match play and $400 assuming there were four par 3's. Let's assume his dad got four birdies than the OP, that's another $200. So I guess OP lost another $400 in side bets.
This post was edited on 2/21/16 at 9:56 pm
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10260 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:52 pm to
If you've never beaten him at golf, why the frick would you make the bet. You're fricking stupid
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108734 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:55 pm to
This didn't really happen.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:55 pm to
Agreed, but that arse whoopin in the parking lot would have been real.

#Real talk
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