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re: Going on a date with a divorced chick (UPDATE page 37)
Posted on 3/2/21 at 10:44 am to TchoupitoulasTiger
Posted on 3/2/21 at 10:44 am to TchoupitoulasTiger
quote:
They really do. For the baws here who have a Mrs. Baw and have not partaken in dating apps, this is real. If she only shows her face, if torso to hips aren’t shown in her photos, she’s fat.
I love the ones that have pics with the same friends and the last one is a mirror shot of them and it ends up being the one in the group you wouldn't sleep with.
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Posted on 3/2/21 at 11:22 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Could be a rebound and that is reason to tread lightly.
Posted on 3/2/21 at 11:30 am to TchoupitoulasTiger
quote:
If she only shows her face, if torso to hips aren’t shown in her photos, she’s fat.
Exactly. And if they’re all filtered selfies, run. That shite is deceiving af. Unfiltered, full body shots have to be included somewhere in the profile and in at least 2 pics. Otherwise, I’m swiping left.
Posted on 3/2/21 at 11:31 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Soooooo. How’d it go?
Posted on 3/2/21 at 11:33 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Divorced Chicks with kids are the best. Can't spend the night and don't monopolize your time went they had kid things to do
Posted on 3/2/21 at 11:39 am to Lithium
quote:
Can't spend the night
That’s a problem. I like morning sex
Posted on 3/2/21 at 11:40 am to BeachDude022
quote:
I like morning sex
Yeah but I got things to do
Posted on 3/2/21 at 11:55 am to Lithium
Man I am so fricking terrified of dating
Maybe I’ll retire like Aspy did
Maybe I’ll retire like Aspy did
Posted on 3/2/21 at 11:56 am to lsunurse
Have you been on date since B came out of the closet?
Posted on 3/2/21 at 12:00 pm to Rebel
B is many things....but he ain’t gay Reb
And no I haven’t. I’m just not ready yet. No way am I ready to be in another relationship right now. He seriously messed me up in the head so I got to work on that first. And lose some weight.
And no I haven’t. I’m just not ready yet. No way am I ready to be in another relationship right now. He seriously messed me up in the head so I got to work on that first. And lose some weight.
Posted on 3/2/21 at 12:50 pm to Rebel
Reb I did receive an unsolicited dick pic grading rubric though from a friend for when I am ready to date since apparently lots of unsolicited dick pics are the norm of dating since I was last single.
You assign points to various categories:
Girth
Length
Consistent Pigmentation
Hair Maintenance
Photo Angle
Appropriate Lighting
Vascularity
Symmetry
Creativity
Add them up and send them their scorecard
You assign points to various categories:
Girth
Length
Consistent Pigmentation
Hair Maintenance
Photo Angle
Appropriate Lighting
Vascularity
Symmetry
Creativity
Add them up and send them their scorecard
Posted on 3/2/21 at 1:09 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
quote:
spray dem guts
Posted on 3/2/21 at 1:11 pm to lsunurse
quote:you’re welcome
I did receive an unsolicited dick pic grading rubric though from a friend for
Posted on 3/2/21 at 1:14 pm to SuperSaint
Don’t try to take credit SS
It was sent to me by my married lesbian friend of all people
It was sent to me by my married lesbian friend of all people
Posted on 3/2/21 at 1:50 pm to lsunurse
In case any ladies would like to have
Posted on 3/2/21 at 1:53 pm to lsunurse
quote:
lesbian friend
Posted on 3/2/21 at 2:10 pm to SuperSaint
She actually did tell me she kinda misses men.
Her wife is her first and only woman she has been with.
Said men are so much easier to deal with at times
Her wife is her first and only woman she has been with.
Said men are so much easier to deal with at times
Posted on 3/2/21 at 2:27 pm to lsunurse
Disappointed that there were no categories to rate for backgrounds, props, costumes, etc. I like to get artistic with my pics.
Posted on 3/2/21 at 2:30 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
My lone single guy friend crushes it on Bumble with divorced women.
Says the best are recently divorced too because they have no interest in something serious so soon and just want to experience new dick and move on.
Says the best are recently divorced too because they have no interest in something serious so soon and just want to experience new dick and move on.
Posted on 3/2/21 at 2:35 pm to texn
quote:
Disappointed that there were no categories to rate for backgrounds, props, costumes, etc. I like to get artistic with my pics.
That would fall under creativity
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