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Posted on 3/5/20 at 4:00 am
Posted on 3/5/20 at 4:00 am
Today in History: March 5
1624 Class-based legislation is passed in the colony of Virginia, exempting the upper class from punishment by whipping.
1766 Antonio de Ulloa, the first Spanish governor of Louisiana, arrives in New Orleans.
1933 Hitler and Nationalist allies win the Reichstag majority. It will be the last free election in Germany until after World War II.
1933 Newly inaugurated President Franklin D. Roosevelt halts the trading of gold and declares a bank holiday.
1943 In desperation due to war losses, fifteen and sixteen year olds are called up for military service in the German army.
1976 Britain gives up on the Ulster talks and decides to retain rule in Northern Ireland indefinitely.
1984 The U.S. Supreme Court rules that cities have the right to display the Nativity scene as part of their Christmas display.
Born on March 5
1574 William Oughtred, mathematician and inventor of the slide rule.
1853 Howard Pyle, writer and illustrator (The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood).
Joke of the Day
A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes, so he walks down to the store only to find it closed.
So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.
They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.
After they’ve had their fun, he realizes its 3 a.m. and says, “Oh no, it’s so late, my wife’s going to kill me.” He takes his shoes outside and rubs them in the grass and mud, then proceeds home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed off. “Where the hell have you been?!?!” “Well, honey, it’s like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great-looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her.”
She sees his shoes are covered with grass and says, “You lying bastard!!! You’ve been fishing again!!!”
Posted on 3/5/20 at 4:06 am to Armymann50
Morning Armymann.
Positive Vibes heading to you and Mrs. Army.
Morning CAD.
Positive Vibes heading to you and Mrs. Army.
Morning CAD.
This post was edited on 3/5/20 at 4:08 am
Posted on 3/5/20 at 4:11 am to Armymann50
Good Morning Armymann and the OT ,Tidalmouse and CAD
Said some prayer for you and your wife. After her recovery when y’all come we’ll go boat ride as far as she wants.
Said some prayer for you and your wife. After her recovery when y’all come we’ll go boat ride as far as she wants.
This post was edited on 3/5/20 at 4:13 am
Posted on 3/5/20 at 4:12 am to Bigfishchoupique
Hey butch,Bigfish.
You catch many?
You catch many?
Posted on 3/5/20 at 4:13 am to tidalmouse
Good Morning Everybody
2 more hours then 2 days off
2 more hours then 2 days off
Posted on 3/5/20 at 4:19 am to tidalmouse
Not a one. After I got of physical therapy some things came up and I couldn’t go. It would have been a good day.
My neighborhood crawfish dealer friend gave me about 250 pounds of dead ones. We chummed up a spot for today.
My neighborhood crawfish dealer friend gave me about 250 pounds of dead ones. We chummed up a spot for today.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 4:33 am to Ellis Dee
Morning Lith,Ellis Dee.
Funny Meme.
Funny Meme.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 4:41 am to tidalmouse
Happy tostada Thursday err'one. (Not really a thing)
We have too much cancer and not enough catfish. Let's get this turned around.
We have too much cancer and not enough catfish. Let's get this turned around.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 4:41 am to Bigfishchoupique
She would like that. She is a water rat.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 4:57 am to Hangit
Morning Hangit.
Make this a great day everyone.
Make this a great day everyone.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 5:09 am to tidalmouse
Good morning Tidal. How much of the Skull breaker Challenge are you seeing up there in outer, upper Gumplandia?
It is on the news a lot here. I cannot believe anybody thinks it is a good idea.
It is on the news a lot here. I cannot believe anybody thinks it is a good idea.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 5:15 am to Hangit
quote:You buy them books and send them to school and all they want to do is eat the teacher.
Skull breaker Challenge
Posted on 3/5/20 at 5:25 am to Armymann50
In Before That No Good Diety Pig Stealing Bastard Bullfrog
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