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Posted on 8/20/19 at 3:59 am
Posted on 8/20/19 at 3:59 am
Today in History: August 20
1619 The first group of twenty Africans is brought to Jamestown, Virginia.
1940 After a previous machine gun attack failed, exiled Russian Leon Trotsky is assassinated in Mexico City, with an alpine ax to the back of the head.
1940 Radar is used for the first time, by the British during the Battle of Britain. Also on this day, in a radio broadcast, Winston Churchill makes his famous homage to the Royal Air Force: "Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few."
1960 USSR recovers 2 dogs, Belka and Strelka, the first animals to be launched into orbit and returned alive (Sputnik 5).
1961 East Germany begins erecting a wall along western border to replace barbed wire put up Aug 13; US 1st Battle Group, 18th Infantry Division arrives in West Berlin.
1964 US President Lyndon Baines Johnson signs the Economic Opportunity Act, an anti-poverty measure totaling nearly $1 billion, as part of his War on Poverty.
1978 NASA launches Viking 1; with Viking 2, launched a few days later, provided high-resolution mapping of Mars, revolutionizing existing views of the planets.
1980 UN Security Council condemns Israel's declaration that all of Jerusalem is its capital; vote is 14-0, with US abstaining.
1986 Part-time mail carrier Patrick Sherrill shoots 20 fellow workers killing 14 at Edmond Okla., the first mass shooting by an individual in an office environment in the US. His actions give rise to the phrase "going postal," for sudden violent outbursts.
1994 Miracle, the Sacred White Buffalo, born on Heider Farm near Janesville, Wisc. The first white (not albino) buffalo born since 1933, she was a important religious symbol for many US and Canadian Indian tribes.
1998 The Supreme Court of Canada rules Quebec cannot legally secede from Canada without the federal government's approval.
Today in History: Born on August 20
1833 Benjamin Harrison, 23rd President of the United States and grandson of President William Henry Harrison.
1941 Slobodan Milosevic, President of Serbia (1989–1997) and of the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia (1997–2000); tried by UN's International Criminal Tribunal for war crimes but died before trial concluded.
JOTD
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?"
The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me" Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
Later, the man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.
Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him,
Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
"No, what do you mean?" asks the newcomer.
"It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she asks.
The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."
"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 63 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here!"
Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:06 am to Armymann50
Mawnin Army and those yet to come
Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:11 am to Armymann50
Good morning Army, and those to come.
ETA: And Good morning to you Boot. Jinx, you owe me a coke.
ETA: And Good morning to you Boot. Jinx, you owe me a coke.
This post was edited on 8/20/19 at 4:13 am
Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:12 am to Armymann50
Good Morning everyone, have a safe and productive day.
Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:14 am to Armymann50
quote:
Germany begins erecting
Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:40 am to Armymann50
Mornin peeps from the GoM!
18 mins and it's scrambled with cheese and some grits!
Then bed!!!
Merica!!!
18 mins and it's scrambled with cheese and some grits!
Then bed!!!
Merica!!!
Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:43 am to Armymann50
Good morning hope y’all have a great day.
Posted on 8/20/19 at 5:20 am to Armymann50
Happy Tuesday OTrs of the GMT.
Morning Armymann.
Morning Armymann.
Posted on 8/20/19 at 5:39 am to Armymann50
farts and erections huh...
way to start a Tuesday...
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:18 am to Armymann50
Morning, Army. Thanks for the thread
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:33 am to Armymann50
Good Morning Err’body
Slept a little late today. I think the latest iPhone update silences the alarm if you turn the ringer off. It didn’t use to do that. Oh well.
Just start; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.
Slept a little late today. I think the latest iPhone update silences the alarm if you turn the ringer off. It didn’t use to do that. Oh well.
Just start; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:45 am to Bullfrog
Hello frogger, and page one. Nice job on the OP, army.
well I finally worked up the nerve to go back to Charlotte from the mountains. It was 59 degrees when I left, and I sure hated to do it.
well I finally worked up the nerve to go back to Charlotte from the mountains. It was 59 degrees when I left, and I sure hated to do it.
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:45 am to Armymann50
Morning.
Both kids are in full swing of school starting.
Both kids are in full swing of school starting.
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