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JOTD

Five pigs walk into a bar. The first pig orders one beer, the second pig orders two beers, the third pig orders three beers, the fourth pig orders four beers, and the fifth pig orders five beers.

The first pig drinks his beer, goes to the bathroom, and leaves. The second pig drinks both his beers, goes to the bathroom, and leaves. The third pig drinks all three of his beers, goes to the bathroom, and leaves. The fourth pig drinks all four of his beers, goes to the bathroom, and leaves. The fifth pig drinks all five of his beers, and then leaves without going to the bathroom.

"Wait a minute!" says the bartender. "Why aren't you going to the bathroom like your four friends did? I mean, you drank more beer than any of them!"

"Because," says the pig. "I'm the pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home."