re: GMT - 6/2/23

LSUGrrrl here is an easier one for ya on this Friday morning.

Jane was obviously attracted to Tarzan and asking him about his life asked how he had sex..

"Tarzan not know what is sex" he replied.

Jane then explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said ...."Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

Stunned by his response, Jane said: "Tarzan you have it all wrong, you don't shag a tree to get yourself off. Tell you what, I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.

"Here" she said, pointing to her privates,"you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her as hard as he could in the crotch.

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed: "What the bloody hell did you do that for?

"Tarzan check for squirrel." he responds

Morning all,
On late because I was outside with the pups drinking my coffee about 2 hours ago, and saw a transformer in the substation a couple of miles away blow up. Ended up calling 911 because I wasn't sure if workers were there and someone was injured.

Good Morning Everybody

good morning all

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