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Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 6/2/23 at 4:18 am
Mawnin y’all
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39053 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 4:23 am to
Good morning.

All of my pups are sleeping like they didn't sleep all night.



An Native American chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant.
The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated that he built her a teepee made of deer hide.

A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide.

The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys.

"Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?"

The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."
This post was edited on 6/2/23 at 4:36 am
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8331 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 4:31 am to
Good Morning.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
10558 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 4:42 am to
Mornin everybody
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
15579 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 4:47 am to
Morning everyone or goodnight for the nightshift people
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
32026 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 4:57 am to
Morning all
Posted by Papa Tigah
TIGER ISLAND, LA
Member since Sep 2007
18382 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 5:00 am to
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29119 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 5:10 am to
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7905 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 5:11 am to
Good morning
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
32857 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 5:15 am to
Morning, y’all.

Woke up to our 2 cats abusing the catnip rollers we have stuck to the wall in the laundry room like 2 crack addicts about to be sent to rehab.

It’s sooo humid outside already today.
Posted by TommyDaTiger
Nawlins
Member since Dec 2015
10679 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 5:22 am to
Mornin assholes
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56170 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 5:42 am to
Good Morning Humans
Fiesta Friday

Time to get up & atom &
Nuke’em till they glow.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
32857 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 5:48 am to
I’ve read that joke 3 times and still don’t get it
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 5:57 am to
Mornin’ people.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35348 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 6:20 am to
Posted by 1tufftiger
Member since Aug 2013
243 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 6:21 am to
Yep
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35348 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 6:21 am to
quote:

Woke up to our 2 cats abusing the catnip rollers we have stuck to the wall in the laundry room like 2 crack addicts about to be sent to rehab.

Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72591 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 6:25 am to
quote:

I’ve read that joke 3 times and still don’t get it



The punch line is a play on words about the Pythagorean theorem... Hippopotamus/hypotenuse, hides/sides..

You're not awake yet...
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56170 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 6:27 am to
Congrats LCA549.
Your a winner
That didn’t take you to long to google.
Posted by RPC4LSU
Thibodaux, LA
Member since Jan 2006
1952 posts
Posted on 6/2/23 at 6:28 am to
quote:

I’ve read that joke 3 times and still don’t get it



Py·thag·o·re·an the·o·rem

a theorem attributed to Pythagoras that the square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.
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