Gift Ideas for a Kid

Just be like me, and not give any gifts to anybody.

Nerd gun

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need to know how he was disappointing to give proper advice

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He's just kinda whatever, not really smart, not a great athlete. Just kinda blah.


And there's like a three in ten chance he might be gay. How young is too early to tell?

Take him to go pick out and buy presents, then make him donate them to poor kids, but don't tell him that until Christmas morning. That can be his surprise.

Put a Bible in an Xbox one box. That way he learns the valuable lesson of disappointment, and he gets to learn about his Lord and savior Jesus Christ.

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Put a Bible in an Xbox one box. That way he learns the valuable lesson of disappointment, and he gets to learn about his Lord and savior Jesus Christ.

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Winner thus far. Is there a way to sprinkle in guilt somehow?

I thought that was the whole point of the Bible.

Perhaps you could cry when you look at his sad face when he opens it. Tell him that Bible was the last gift your grandfather gave you before he died from masturbating too much. That will also toss in some fear.

I have one practice kid. The next one comes next month, so I'm hoping to do better this time.

Don't tell him Jerry Sandusky has been sentenced. Let him read some of the transcripts from the victims and tell him if he doesn't wise up, you'll be sending him to football camp at "Camp Sandusky".

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