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re: Ghost ship crewed only by Cannibal rats feared to be heading for Britain
Posted on 1/23/14 at 12:26 pm to tigerinthebueche
Posted on 1/23/14 at 12:26 pm to tigerinthebueche
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One well placed live round from any military vessel should take care of the rat infestation
For the 1434534th time...they can't find the ship.
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Posted on 1/23/14 at 12:28 pm to Cold Cous Cous
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Hello, James. Welcome. Do you like the island? My grandmother had an island. Nothing to boast of. You could walk around it in an hour, but still it was, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with rats. They'd come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on coconut. So how do you get rats off an island? Hmm? My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid. Then we wired coconut to the lid as bait and the rats would come for the coconut and... they would fall into the drum. And after a month, you have trapped all the rats, but what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get hungry. And one by one...
[mimics rat munching sound]
Raoul Silva: they start eating each other until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them and release them into the trees, but now they don't eat coconut anymore. Now, they only eat rat. You have changed their nature. The two survivors. This is what she made us.
Obviously the headline was accurate, and this man is behind it:
Posted on 1/23/14 at 12:29 pm to JOJO Hammer
So if you find this abandoned ship...could you technically take it over and claim it as your property?
Float around the world and nobody knows where the frick you are. If you love rats, there is an unlimited food supply.
Float around the world and nobody knows where the frick you are. If you love rats, there is an unlimited food supply.
Posted on 1/23/14 at 12:29 pm to Adam4LSU
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For the 1434534th time...they can't find the ship.
well then fire a few rounds at the "blip" on the radar. Cant ever be too careful.
Posted on 1/23/14 at 12:31 pm to tigerinthebueche
I feel like there is a real opportunity to be a real life "evil villain" and make this your evil lair.
League of Doom and Rats.
Better yet, TMNT Rat King.
League of Doom and Rats.
Better yet, TMNT Rat King.
This post was edited on 1/23/14 at 12:32 pm
Posted on 1/23/14 at 12:33 pm to JOJO Hammer
This will take care of that.
Posted on 1/23/14 at 12:33 pm to Platinum
If they find it, tow it over off the coast of Somalia.
This post was edited on 1/23/14 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 1/23/14 at 12:37 pm to tigerinthebueche
Put Henry Rollins with a few indians (the dot kind)...boom, rats all gone.
Posted on 1/23/14 at 2:54 pm to Platinum
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Float around the world and nobody knows where the frick you are.
What type of Soviet-Era stealth technology is being used by the rat crew to evade satellites and surface radar?
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