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re: Getting a Vasectomy on Friday...Any tips for pain relief

Posted on 2/16/15 at 7:17 pm to
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16831 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 7:17 pm to


I'm 36 with 3 kids. I've done my part to overpopulate the earth.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60379 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 7:34 pm to
nothing to it, man...no worse than getting a tooth pulled, etc....

as another poster says, it is wors psychologically than anything else...
Posted by pilsnerpusher
Member since Sep 2009
1426 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 7:41 pm to
Only two real issues for me:
First - I found that a have a measure of tolerance to local anesthetics. Fortunately the two valium made me more amenable to that unfortunate reality. So I calmly told them that I could feel what they were doing (snipping and cauterizing). And they used a considerable amount of local, which helped somewhat (they had to go get a second vial). Without the valium I could see that being a scarring event. My suggestion is if they tell you that you can take both valium DO IT.

Second: my nephew punched me in the balls two weeks after and I spent the next day with the boys on ice again. For the next 2-3 weeks if you work out too hard or take a shot to the nuts, ice them.

And my ejaculations were painful and bloody for 3+ months. I'm thinking my experiences aren't typical though.
This post was edited on 2/16/15 at 7:43 pm
Posted by heatom2
At the plant, baw.
Member since Nov 2010
13060 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 8:42 pm to
Tight underwear. My doc said ice no peas for some reason. Do not lift anything for at least two days three would be better. Ice ice ice ice ice.

Had mine in Dec. and I had to grab my 3 year old about 36 hours after and paid for it for three days. Stay seated with your feet up for as long as you can. Dont be a hero.
Posted by partsman103
Member since Sep 2008
8615 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 8:48 pm to
2 things you'll need:

Ice pack
12 pack



Ice pack is for the 12 pack.
Posted by mustardfever
Member since Feb 2015
30 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:06 pm to
Grats on the carefree sex
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21586 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:56 pm to
The procedure is without pain but do follow the advice of sitting in a chair for two days just icing the scrote bag. Avoid walking much at all. I sat in a recliner for two days and iced the nadz continuously. I was good with all of that.
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
14055 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:08 pm to
Lortabs, duh.
Posted by Zilla
Member since Jul 2005
10643 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:55 pm to
why the hell ya'll do this ... I'll just take the kid
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
108070 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 11:01 pm to
Just jog a lot and ride a bike
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 11:52 pm to
Don't worry, Johnny Blanks. You'll be able to smell your manhood burn away during the procedure.
Posted by LateArrivalforLSU
Ascension Parish
Member since Sep 2012
3512 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 12:15 am to
When the doc tells you to not do anything, don't do anything. If you think you are fine, and start to do normal activities, you will end up with swollen cods and will be in excrutiating pain.
Posted by El Segundo Guy
1-866-DHS-2-ICE
Member since Aug 2014
11352 posts
Posted on 2/17/15 at 12:23 am to
You'll have no issues. Just take it easy for like 2 days after.

If they offer you valium before the procedure, don't turn it down. It made me chill while it was going on so I wasn't jumpy while they were doing it.
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