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Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:24 am to mlminbtr
When talking about homosexuals
"I think he's got sugar in his tank."
"I think he's got sugar in his tank."
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:34 am to notslim99
When something is obvious:
"Even Ray Charles could see that..."
"Even Ray Charles could see that..."
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:43 am to notslim99
"uglier than a bucket full of assholes" - my grandfather
I cherish it.
I cherish it.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:43 am to The Levee
quote:not saying he will suck a dick, but he will hold it in his mouth till the swelling goes down
When talking about homosexuals
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:44 am to notslim99
"Even a retarded squirrel finds a nut sometimes."
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:00 pm to Sl4m
"like pouring chocolate on a midget" let's keep this short and sweet.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:03 pm to KingBarkus
Even a broken watch is right twice a day
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:04 pm to notslim99
"He's as confused as a bird dog at an air show."
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:10 pm to Tigris
That bitch is big as 2 bags of Ole Roy
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:11 pm to Tigris
"fricked up like a lab rat" is a favorite of mine.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:11 pm to Broke
"put that down. its not a play-purty"
"well saw my leg off!"
"blow me down & call me shorty"
all compliments of my dad
"well saw my leg off!"
"blow me down & call me shorty"

all compliments of my dad

Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:18 pm to notslim99
A fart. I laugh every time.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:19 pm to RocketTiger
"That bitch is so ugly, she has to sneak up on a glass of water just to get a sip!"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:23 pm to notslim99
"Hangin in there like a hair in a biscuit"
Talking about a good looking woman, my budy says:
"Good looking or not, sombody, somewhere is tierd of putting up with her shite"
"My dick is so hard a cat couldn't scratch it"

Talking about a good looking woman, my budy says:
"Good looking or not, sombody, somewhere is tierd of putting up with her shite"
"My dick is so hard a cat couldn't scratch it"
This post was edited on 4/7/14 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:29 pm to Interweb Cowboy
Smells like a bucket of cauliflower lit a pile of shite on fire.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:52 pm to blueboy
quote:
"uglier than a bucket full of assholes" - my grandfather
That reminds me of another I once heard.
"I'm so unlucky, I could reach into a barrel of pussies and pull out an a-hole!"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:53 pm to dayne o
"That bitch is so ugly, he parents feed her in a corner with a sling shot!"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 1:08 pm to leveetiger
This thread has gone steadily downhill, there are some gyms earlier on, but it gets bad the past 3 pages.
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