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re: Funniest pick up lines
Posted on 9/17/15 at 12:06 am to PocketAces
Posted on 9/17/15 at 12:06 am to PocketAces
I'm in my late 20s
Overweight and bald
I really have nothing to offer a chick
Overweight and bald
I really have nothing to offer a chick
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 12:11 am to Walt OReilly
its never to late man. Nothing you can do about being bald but find the motivation to get back in shape and it will make a world of difference. Im late 20s also and i believe this is the prime of our lives. The Rock is bald and look at him! Find your niche and you will find someone you're compatible with. If you are ever in the rockies or atlanta, get at me, well paint the town red
Posted on 9/17/15 at 12:12 am to Walt OReilly
"Can you say Tuna Sub backwards? That's what I'm gonna go on your face"
Posted on 9/17/15 at 12:18 am to PocketAces
Posted on 9/17/15 at 12:18 am to AlbertMeansWell
Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:03 am to Paige
69% of the time, these pick up lines work every time.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:17 am to GalvestonTiger12
Don't be disappointed, but my thingy is only 3 inches.
However, I've heard some women like it that wide.
However, I've heard some women like it that wide.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:02 am to GalvestonTiger12
My sister was standing at a bar when a guy comes up to her and says "as long as I have a face you'll have a place to sit." My sister replied " I'd rather hang from the ceiling."
Posted on 9/17/15 at 4:40 am to percy
Are you going to the BBQ?
What BBQ?
The one where I put my meat on your grill.
What BBQ?
The one where I put my meat on your grill.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 5:31 am to GalvestonTiger12
That dress is quite becoming on you, of course if I were on you i'd be coming too.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 6:29 am to windshieldman
Actually knew someone who did one in tiger land where he grabbed a girl by the hand and started walking toward the door. When she asked what the hell was going on, he said "let's not turn this rape into a murder". He didn't hook up with her if I remember correctly, but she did laugh and they talked for a while. You gotta have balls to do that. It's either they think it's funny, or you go to jail or get your arse kicked.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 6:32 am to ksayetiger
quote:
Hey martini, are you the one that worked at olive garden? In laffy?
If you treat me like your homework yes...yes I am.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 6:54 am to ksayetiger
quote:
Hey baby i will treat you like my homework. Ill slam you on the table and work on you all night long.
This one would not work for me. It'd be more like "hey baby, I will treat you like my homework. I'm not going to do you". Kind of defeats the purpose.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 7:02 am to KG6
Implied violence and rape is always funny
Posted on 9/17/15 at 7:04 am to GalvestonTiger12
You have beautiful legs.
When do they open?
When do they open?
Posted on 9/17/15 at 7:06 am to bulldog95
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me pee in your butt?
Posted on 9/17/15 at 7:07 am to GalvestonTiger12
Had a girl say to me the other day:
Do you like whales? Cause I want to humpback at your place.
Do you like whales? Cause I want to humpback at your place.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 7:08 am to jvilletiger25
Was she a whale?
Posted on 9/17/15 at 7:11 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:
Was she a whale?
No, she was a little petite girl.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 7:17 am to GalvestonTiger12
"If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you let me ejaculate someplace inside it?"
It's also a rough working title for a song I'm writing.
It's also a rough working title for a song I'm writing.
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