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re: Funniest pick up lines
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:31 pm to GalvestonTiger12
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:31 pm to GalvestonTiger12
say "so you wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex?"
her: uhh no"
you: " whats the matter? you don't like pizza?"
her: uhh no"
you: " whats the matter? you don't like pizza?"
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Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:31 pm to ksayetiger
--- Hickory dickory dock
some chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch on the next block
Ooheeewww
some chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch on the next block
Ooheeewww
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:34 pm to BRgetthenet
This isnt a joke thread.
Rephrase- a dumb joke thread
Rephrase- a dumb joke thread
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:36 pm to ksayetiger
quote:
Rephrase- a dumb thread
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:37 pm to GalvestonTiger12
Hey, lets make the sex. thats about all i got.
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:38 pm to athenslife101
Do you by any chance work on a chicken farm?
No, why?
Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
No, why?
Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:40 pm to GalvestonTiger12
Go for subtle to a +35 audience.
"Welcome to the Cadillac. Glad you made it."
In
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Flynn
"Welcome to the Cadillac. Glad you made it."
In
Like
Flynn
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:41 pm to Bullfrog
If you were a triangle, you'd be an acute one.
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:45 pm to GalvestonTiger12
"your uranus" makes it even better IMO.
she'll probably feel bad for you and let you dry hump her
she'll probably feel bad for you and let you dry hump her
Posted on 9/16/15 at 11:02 pm to BRgetthenet
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his fricking dick.
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his fricking dick.
Posted on 9/16/15 at 11:08 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
BRgetthenet
I haven't heard those Andrew Dice Clay lines in a long time. Nicely done
Posted on 9/16/15 at 11:15 pm to GalvestonTiger12
Are you a beaver?
Cuz dam.
Cuz dam.
Posted on 9/16/15 at 11:16 pm to DeathValley85
Me: You should sell hotdogs.
Her: Why??
Me: Cuz you already know how to make a wiener stand.
Her: Why??
Me: Cuz you already know how to make a wiener stand.
This post was edited on 9/16/15 at 11:17 pm
Posted on 9/16/15 at 11:18 pm to GalvestonTiger12
One of favorite dumb lines was to look a girl directly in her eyes with a serious face and tell her
"Girl, I would lick the back of your belly button"
It usually got a wtf look and then a giggle
"Girl, I would lick the back of your belly button"
It usually got a wtf look and then a giggle
Posted on 9/16/15 at 11:19 pm to GalvestonTiger12
I'm gonna use a few this weekend at bars
Posted on 9/16/15 at 11:20 pm to Walt OReilly
Good luck walt. I bet you could pick me up
Posted on 9/16/15 at 11:23 pm to Paige
What was with those periscope videos? Who were those dudes?
Also why doesn't the volume work?
Also why doesn't the volume work?
Posted on 9/16/15 at 11:23 pm to Paige
quote:not without fricking up his back
Good luck walt. I bet you could pick me up
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