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re: Funeral in New Orleans. He died doing what he loved.

Posted on 7/9/18 at 10:49 am to
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 7/9/18 at 10:49 am to
Controller's not on
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85526 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 10:49 am to


This guy wrote a whole song about hanging out in a bar and hooking up with blondes as a corpse.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 7/9/18 at 10:50 am to
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Controller's not on

it's dead
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53971 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 10:50 am to
Somebody with Twitter tweet this at Kyrie Irving to let him know
This post was edited on 7/9/18 at 10:51 am
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18879 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 10:50 am to
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Controller's not on



Thanks for noticing... I suspect dead batteries
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18879 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 10:52 am to
I wonder will he be cremated following the viewing? Or, will his current posture require the he will need to be "broken" to lie in a coffin?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 10:53 am to
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will his current posture require the he will need to be "broken" to lie in a coffin?

I was wondering about that too, would take some rigorous adjustment
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 10:55 am to
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rigorous


shite. Have a hilarious but instantly bannable joke
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 11:04 am to
The family that allowed this shite need to go sit their arse down somewhere.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68393 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 11:07 am to
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maybe now you would



Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 11:10 am to
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Name the game, I would destroy him.



Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68393 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 11:12 am to
It would be a blow out.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 11:20 am to
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Have a hilarious but instantly bannable joke

come on, let's hear it
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 11:22 am to

Sorry, can't do it. Part of it rhymes with rigor mortis.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 11:23 am to
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Part of it rhymes with rigor mortis.


cargo shortis?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 11:31 am to
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Part of it rhymes with rigor mortis.


I just don't see what's funny about a tortoise.

EDIT: For the record, I would like to thank Mr. Dr. Dre for dropping the line "Movin' like a tortoise full of rigor mortis" years ago and teaching me that particular rhyme.
This post was edited on 7/9/18 at 11:35 am
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 11:40 am to
Is it me or is the departed too close to those velvet ropes? I have some folks in my life that would probably reach over and spin my arse around in that chair for a laugh
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85526 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 11:51 am to
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Safe to assume the fatal shot was to the body, and not the head?


He was shot through the eye. Hence the sunglasses
Posted by PURPLECRAZY
Member since Oct 2014
1 post
Posted on 7/9/18 at 12:14 pm to
Welp, eventually those snacks would’ve killed him regardless.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82386 posts
Posted on 7/9/18 at 12:15 pm to
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No way that's real


I've heard of that before. Some Packers fan did something like it. Jersey, remote in his hand, Packers highlights playing on the TV, beer next to him.
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