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re: Friday night, Colonoscopy next week, frick it
Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:52 pm to Fat and Happy
Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:52 pm to Fat and Happy
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It’s just a finger in your butt.
Nah bro, it's a camera up your butt. You're thinking prostate exam.
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Posted on 3/31/23 at 7:02 pm to RealDawg
Good for you, dawg.
I had mine earlier this year. I was way late in getting it. Doc found 16 polyps (none were cancerous). 5 polyps is a lot. I even woke up twice during the procedure. Now I have to go back in 1 year instead of 5.
Those first three seconds you can feel the propofol is worth it all, though.
I had mine earlier this year. I was way late in getting it. Doc found 16 polyps (none were cancerous). 5 polyps is a lot. I even woke up twice during the procedure. Now I have to go back in 1 year instead of 5.
Those first three seconds you can feel the propofol is worth it all, though.
Posted on 3/31/23 at 7:04 pm to shutterspeed
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Are you 45 or 50?
Past 45 just a bit ago
Posted on 3/31/23 at 7:06 pm to RealDawg
I’m 48 and have not had one yet. Dreading it.
Posted on 3/31/23 at 7:20 pm to RealDawg
Guess I need to go ahead and schedule mine for this summer.
Posted on 3/31/23 at 7:29 pm to LuckySo-n-So
Appreciate all the advice. That bidet TD pushed me into buying gonna come in handy sounds like.
Can’t imagine the regret I would have if some cancer ever happened and I didn’t do a silly test.
Actually have never had a procedure outpatient or otherwise.
Posted on 3/31/23 at 7:31 pm to RealDawg
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Past 45 just a bit ago
I’ll be there in two months and plan to schedule mine right away. I’ve heard the procedure itself is a nothing burger. With massive farts after.
Posted on 3/31/23 at 7:32 pm to Havoc
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Gonna find you rolled up in a carpet dead.
Don’t think Aetna covers that.
Posted on 3/31/23 at 7:52 pm to RealDawg
Condolences on being drugged and sodomized next week.
Posted on 3/31/23 at 8:09 pm to RealDawg
I almost died from my last scope. They took out a couple of polyps, one of which was evidently sitting on a blood vessel, cauterized the locations.
Two days later in the morning, I started shitting blood, lots of blood. Went to the ER, they decided they needed to go back in and seal it back up so they put me in a room and gave me a gallon of prep to drink.
I was sitting on the toilet in the room shitting my brains out when I passed out and almost fell off the toilet but my wife caught me and started screaming for help. 1st nurse into the room called a “t-Rex” that hospital’s crash code. The room filled up quickly with doctors and nurses…I am still sitting slumped over on the toilet naked as a jay bird. My wife thought I was dying. Turns out I basically fainted due to blood loss and low blood pressure due straining to shite. Something called a vagal response.
I finally came around and they took me straight to ICU and did the scope right there in ICU. I walked out of the hospital a few hours later like nothing had ever happened.
I am sure you will be fine.
Two days later in the morning, I started shitting blood, lots of blood. Went to the ER, they decided they needed to go back in and seal it back up so they put me in a room and gave me a gallon of prep to drink.
I was sitting on the toilet in the room shitting my brains out when I passed out and almost fell off the toilet but my wife caught me and started screaming for help. 1st nurse into the room called a “t-Rex” that hospital’s crash code. The room filled up quickly with doctors and nurses…I am still sitting slumped over on the toilet naked as a jay bird. My wife thought I was dying. Turns out I basically fainted due to blood loss and low blood pressure due straining to shite. Something called a vagal response.
I finally came around and they took me straight to ICU and did the scope right there in ICU. I walked out of the hospital a few hours later like nothing had ever happened.
I am sure you will be fine.
Posted on 3/31/23 at 8:28 pm to RealDawg
Looks like your strippers are virtual lmao
Posted on 3/31/23 at 8:31 pm to RealDawg
I'm 50 this year so Im due for one. Not looking forward to it.
Posted on 3/31/23 at 9:31 pm to RealDawg
Baw just shite in the box or if you scared have one of u hoes do it foe u
Posted on 3/31/23 at 10:24 pm to Purplehaze
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You are also allowed to add some lemon flavored crystals to that concoction you have to drink. The one little pack they give you is not enough. Buy some extra Crystal Delight, add it to that nasty crap, take a huge drink followed by large gulp of apple juice. Keep repeating.
I bought lemon juice and added it to that nasty stuff. I only managed to drink a little over half but that was plenty for me to be on the porcelain throne non stop.
Worst part is the stomach pain afterwards but after that first burp/fart it’s all downhill from there
Posted on 4/1/23 at 11:49 am to bulldog95
I mixed mine with Mt. Dew. Doc said it would be fine even though it wasn't a totally clear liquid. Then I became an upside down volcano.
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