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Friday night, Colonoscopy next week, frick it

Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:10 pm
Posted by RealDawg
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Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:10 pm
Was feeling old as shite today after scheduling colonoscopy next week.

Buddy jokingly said at work to get a couple strippers and don’t worry about it.

So… why not. Updates later. Downvotes now.
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:12 pm to
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Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:14 pm to
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Friday night, Colonoscopy next week, frick it
quote:

get a couple strippers and don’t worry about it.

So… why not.

You planning on having them peg you, baw?

NTTAWWT
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:14 pm to
What day next week? The prep is the afternoon/evening of the day before, but you might not want to eat any heavy meals for a few days before that.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:15 pm to
Family friend of mine passed away recently at the age of 50 from colorectal cancer that would have likely been completely treatable if he had been having regular checkups and/or colonoscopies done and caught it early.

Good on you for scheduling it.
This post was edited on 3/31/23 at 6:16 pm
Posted by RealDawg
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Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:16 pm to


Shall see how it goes. They seem nice.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:17 pm to
First one has weird tan lines.

Second one is related to Bigfoot and therefore blurry in photos.
Posted by Iron Lion
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Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:17 pm to
Those chicks are your entertainment?

RIPDawg
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9357 posts
Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:17 pm to
It is on Thursday. Not sure why the idea of them drugging me and going up my butt bothers me so bad.

I know it needs to be done.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9357 posts
Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:18 pm to
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You planning on having them peg you, baw?


Urologist or strippers?
Posted by Purplehaze
spring, tx
Member since Dec 2003
1776 posts
Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:30 pm to
When you do the fast and take the preparation, one thing you are allowed to have is apple juice and beef or chicken bouillion. Drink a lot of the beef or chicken bouillion until it is time to drink that nasty shite.

You are also allowed to add some lemon flavored crystals to that concoction you have to drink. The one little pack they give you is not enough. Buy some extra Crystal Delight, add it to that nasty crap, take a huge drink followed by large gulp of apple juice. Keep repeating.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16941 posts
Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:33 pm to
What you worried about?

It’s just a finger in your butt.

That’s a normal Wednesday night for me
Posted by Havoc
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Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:33 pm to
Gonna find you rolled up in a carpet dead.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:35 pm to
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God I hope you're being for Real Dawg


Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:44 pm to
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Urologist or strippers?

The urologist won't finish the job no matter how much you pay them.
Posted by dukke v
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Member since Jul 2006
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Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:48 pm to
It’s usually a two step prep, but I always take an exlax the day before prep and only have to do one prep. But I’ve done prep like 12 times so it’s pretty easy for me.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
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63143 posts
Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:49 pm to
Are you 45 or 50?
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
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Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:50 pm to
Make sure to post your farting videos.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29446 posts
Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:51 pm to
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I’ve done prep like 12 times so it’s pretty easy for me.


Posted by Inadvertent Whistle
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2015
4365 posts
Posted on 3/31/23 at 6:51 pm to
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