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Found out I am a Daddy. FISH NOT REAL CHILDREN.

Posted on 7/4/15 at 2:47 pm
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27884 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 2:47 pm
I thought breeding koi fish was difficult? Don't tell my white trash and hooker koi. Had 5 fish in a well balanced pond. Now I got about 13.

I will have to get rid of some. My son (REAL CHILD NOT KOI) basically told me "frick that" to culling out my best koi.

IB4 first world problems.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73876 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 2:48 pm to
Sea Monkeys >>> Koi Fish
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18154 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 2:49 pm to
Do they eat their young like some fish?
Posted by baytiger
Boston
Member since Dec 2007
46979 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 2:51 pm to
fish fry at your place?
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59583 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 2:51 pm to
So what you are saying is OT fish fry @your house?
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27884 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 2:53 pm to
They're a little small.

Wish I could put bass in it. And perch. Farm fresh fish fry.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

So what you are saying is OT fish fry @your house?


What a frickin nightmare that would be.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27884 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 2:57 pm to
no shite. Id have to set a limit.

"Yeti only admission" or something like that. To keep out the riffraff.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 3:02 pm to
People would take pics of each room in your house..as if they were working with Francis Dolarhyde.

Your food would be posted to the F&D.

If you have a wife or live in SO, I could see a few pair of panties go missing.

Etc.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27884 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

you have a wife or live in SO, I could see a few pair of panties go missing.


shite. She might go missing. At least every pic would. Be blasted on here weekly and photoshopped.

People pissing with the seats down.

Frat daddies smoking all over the damned place.

Plus side I would have 14 cases of assorted beer leftovers in my fridge and coolers. Probably Natty Lights though.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

People pissing in the ice tray.


If you have those.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 3:15 pm to
I'm sure somebody would leave you an upper decker
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27884 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 3:17 pm to
I don't recall the term "upper decker" but am positive I don't want it in my home.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110770 posts
Posted on 7/4/15 at 4:13 pm to
They poop in the toilet, just the wrong part.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 1:41 am to
Poop in the top tank
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