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Florida woman busted for stealing live lobster from Red Lobster

Posted on 11/14/18 at 11:58 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19196 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 11:58 am
That's a no for me dawg! IWNHI
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A woman in Florida found herself on the wrong side of the law after allegedly stealing a live lobster from a Red Lobster restaurant, and later blaming the theft on being “blacked out drunk” and declaring that she “did not care because she did not do anything wrong.”
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On Nov. 10, around 1:15 p.m., Kimberly Gabel began to cause a commotion at the chain’s St. Petersburg location, reportedly by being “intoxicated” and “loud,” as per her arrest affidavit. The 42-year-old woman was apparently causing such a scene that a manager asked her to leave the Red Lobster “for disturbing other customers.”
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A disgruntled Gabel began "cursing" as she made her way to the door, and “proceeded to reach into a water tank containing live lobsters, grabbed a lobster and ran out of the restaurant.”
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Law enforcement officials responded to the scene and a sheriff’s deputy apprehended Gabel, who was "slurring her words" and smelled like booze
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Upon her arrest, the woman continued cursing, stating that she “did not know what she did with the lobster” because she was "blacked out drunk,” further arguing that she "did not care because she did not do anything wrong,”
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The crustacean is still missing
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Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78081 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 11:59 am to
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Florida woman


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woman
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90511 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:00 pm to
im shocked they have live lobsters there
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65962 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:01 pm to
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“blacked out drunk”


we've all been there.

they actually look like they could be related.
Posted by iheartlsu
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
27725 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:01 pm to
Looks like Peyton Manning
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120268 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:02 pm to
Jameis Winston would be proud
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141958 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:02 pm to
dumb bitch

you steal garlic biscuits from RL, not lobsters
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35491 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:02 pm to
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a manager asked her to leave the Red Lobster


That's rock bottom.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:03 pm to
Drunk at the Lobster at 1:15pm. Winning.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57483 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:05 pm to
Blackout drunk at 1pm
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
3759 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:06 pm to
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im shocked they have live lobsters there
The live ones are just for show. They bust out the frozen shite in the back once you order.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35491 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:08 pm to


Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
9316 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:10 pm to
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The crustacean is still missing


I don't know why but this line cracked me the frick up.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19196 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:26 pm to
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I don't know why but this line cracked me the frick up.
Same here, I wonder what she did with it
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