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Florida woman busted for stealing live lobster from Red Lobster
Posted on 11/14/18 at 11:58 am
Posted on 11/14/18 at 11:58 am
That's a no for me dawg! IWNHI
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A woman in Florida found herself on the wrong side of the law after allegedly stealing a live lobster from a Red Lobster restaurant, and later blaming the theft on being “blacked out drunk” and declaring that she “did not care because she did not do anything wrong.”
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On Nov. 10, around 1:15 p.m., Kimberly Gabel began to cause a commotion at the chain’s St. Petersburg location, reportedly by being “intoxicated” and “loud,” as per her arrest affidavit. The 42-year-old woman was apparently causing such a scene that a manager asked her to leave the Red Lobster “for disturbing other customers.”
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A disgruntled Gabel began "cursing" as she made her way to the door, and “proceeded to reach into a water tank containing live lobsters, grabbed a lobster and ran out of the restaurant.”
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Law enforcement officials responded to the scene and a sheriff’s deputy apprehended Gabel, who was "slurring her words" and smelled like booze
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Upon her arrest, the woman continued cursing, stating that she “did not know what she did with the lobster” because she was "blacked out drunk,” further arguing that she "did not care because she did not do anything wrong,”
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The crustacean is still missing
Posted on 11/14/18 at 11:59 am to DemonKA3268
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Florida woman
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woman
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:00 pm to DemonKA3268
im shocked they have live lobsters there
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:01 pm to DemonKA3268
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“blacked out drunk”
we've all been there.
they actually look like they could be related.
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:01 pm to DemonKA3268
Looks like Peyton Manning
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:02 pm to DemonKA3268
Jameis Winston would be proud
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:02 pm to DemonKA3268
dumb bitch
you steal garlic biscuits from RL, not lobsters
you steal garlic biscuits from RL, not lobsters
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:02 pm to DemonKA3268
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a manager asked her to leave the Red Lobster
That's rock bottom.
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:03 pm to DemonKA3268
Drunk at the Lobster at 1:15pm. Winning.
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:05 pm to DemonKA3268
Blackout drunk at 1pm
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:06 pm to Jones
quote:The live ones are just for show. They bust out the frozen shite in the back once you order.
im shocked they have live lobsters there
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:10 pm to DemonKA3268
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The crustacean is still missing
I don't know why but this line cracked me the frick up.
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:26 pm to ClientNumber9
quote:Same here, I wonder what she did with it
I don't know why but this line cracked me the frick up.
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