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Florida woman arrested for beating boyfriend with frozen pork chop

Posted on 2/19/19 at 9:36 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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BROOKSVILLE, Fla. - A bizarre altercation between a Florida couple ended with a woman throwing a piece of meat at her boyfriend.

Jennifer Brassard, 48, of Brooksville was arrested on battery charges after she beat her boyfriend with a frozen pork chop.

According to the arrest report, Brassard and her boyfriend were engaged in a "verbal argument" on Friday when she threw the pork chop at the unidentified man. WFLA reports the man suffered a half-inch cut from the pork chop.

The boyfriend fled the house after the pork chop flew, and police determined Brassard was the primary aggressor in the disturbance.





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This post was edited on 2/19/19 at 9:37 pm
Posted by gthog61
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 9:38 pm to
whatever it takes
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 9:38 pm to
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Posted by LZ83
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 9:39 pm to
This was 2 fricking weeks ago
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
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Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 9:40 pm to
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This was 2 fricking weeks ago


Search "pork chop" and let me know what you find.

ETA: Nevermind. Found the thread and its funny title.
This post was edited on 2/19/19 at 9:44 pm
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 9:41 pm to
That is the face I pictured in my head that would do something like that.
Posted by The Truth 34
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 9:41 pm to
I’ve got pork chops in my freezer. That could’ve been me.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 9:41 pm to
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This was 2 fricking weeks ago


Probably thawed by now.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 9:42 pm to
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Probably thawed by now.


How thick were the chops?
Posted by Erebus
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 9:43 pm to
There was a woman who hit a dude with a burrito a few weeks ago too
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 9:43 pm to
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Search "pork chop" and let me know what you find.




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Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 9:43 pm to
She beat him with meat. Looks like Tonya Harding a few pounds ago, BTW.
Posted by Ted2010
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 9:43 pm to
I dont want to live in a world where it is illegal to beat the frick out of someone with a cut of pork.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 9:43 pm to
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Male chauvinist pig pork chopped by black-eyed woman .
Posted by jflsufan
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 9:47 pm to
My wife fed me pork chops for dinner tonight. They were good. Makes you think though. Could have been me.
Posted by Revelator
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 9:52 pm to
Is that Tanya Harding
Posted by 93and99
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Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:29 am to
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Florida woman arrested for beating boyfriend with frozen pork chop


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