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Posted on 7/6/18 at 1:53 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76780 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 1:53 pm
Florida Man
Naked Florida man found riffling through stranger's home,



EDGEWATER, Fla. - A naked Florida man broke into a woman's home while she sleeping, riffled through her belongings and stole several items before he was arrested down the street, according to the Edgewater Police Department.

Authorities said the victim woke shortly after midnight on Friday to find a naked man, later identified as 19-year-old Shawn Plotts, lurking in her bedroom.

ETA: home on Kumquat Drive
This post was edited on 7/6/18 at 1:56 pm
Posted by JetFuelTyga
Born in desert,raised in lion's den
Member since Feb 2016
1799 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 1:54 pm to
Why are his eyes so close together?
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68394 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 1:56 pm to
Good show, Florida Man. Ohio, you're up.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

riffled through her belongings and stole several items


hopefully clothes
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

Authorities said the victim woke shortly after midnight on Friday to find a naked man, later identified as 19-year-old Shawn Plotts, lurking in her bedroom.
Have to wonder why be naked in this situation unless he planned on doing more than rifling through her stuff?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76780 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 2:01 pm to
yeah, i wondered but then i remember .. Florida
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132639 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 2:01 pm to
Didnt know supersaint moved to Florida
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9128 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

A naked Florida man broke into a woman's home while she sleeping


Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

yeah, i wondered but then i remember .. Florida
Oh yeah, forgot about that
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 2:07 pm to
Why naked? Why not just a normal robbery?
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

Why naked? Why not just a normal robbery?



Drugs is the answer when Florida is involved
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98736 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

Why are his eyes so close together?


Incest
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3383 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

Why are his eyes so close together?


Fetal Alcohol (or Meth) Syndrome.
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
6112 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 2:22 pm to
whats the ref to Wisconsin ?
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 2:24 pm to
Hey baw, you should break into this bitches house.

Ight. Just let me get naked real quick.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76780 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

whats the ref to Wisconsin ?


LINK


LINK
This post was edited on 7/6/18 at 2:26 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76780 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:03 pm to
And another one.



Off-duty Volusia Beach officer breaks into car, steals beach umbrella, $170,


Florida Man
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