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Florida man stops home invasion with an ax
Posted on 8/31/17 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 8/31/17 at 2:17 pm
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got heeeem
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PINELLAS PARK, Fla. - Brave. That's how neighbors describe Alex McMaster, who fought off an intruder with an ax Wednesday.
McMaster tells us he grabbed the first thing in sight when a complete stranger, a 17-year-old, busted through his front door and started choking and hitting his girlfriend.
"You knew what was happening by the way she was screaming and the way he came after me," McMaster explained.
She yelled to McMaster, who was asleep upstairs, for help. "I held over him and I told him follow my commands and if he didn't then I'd go after him."
McMaster first started punching Cleveland, then, he reached for the first thing in sight: A full size ax.
"It just so happened to be there. I had him by his throat and he was down. He looked away for a minute I went and grabbed it and then he really got scared because he was afraid I was gonna hit him," McMaster explained.
"I just said follow my commands and you'll be fine and he did," McMaster said with a slight chuckle.
got heeeem
This post was edited on 8/31/17 at 2:19 pm
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Posted on 8/31/17 at 2:20 pm to tigerpimpbot
quote:
"I just said follow my commands and you'll be fine and he did," McMaster said with a slight chuckle.
should have just decapitated it.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 2:22 pm to tigerpimpbot
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he reached for the first thing in sight: A full size ax.
Only in Florida is a full size ax just chilling in your living room
Posted on 8/31/17 at 2:23 pm to tigerpimpbot
"Sit right here and let me axe you a few questions"
Posted on 8/31/17 at 2:24 pm to CptBengal
Owner must of been a former Cajun Navy member, and was targeting the black fellow, who was starting classes Tuesday
Posted on 8/31/17 at 2:24 pm to tigerpimpbot
Well?
Did he ax him a question?
Did he ax him a question?
Posted on 8/31/17 at 2:42 pm to KarlMalonesFlipPhone
quote:
Only in Florida is a full size ax just chilling in your living room
What do you expect him to cut his frozen pizza with?
Posted on 8/31/17 at 2:44 pm to tigerpimpbot
whatever it takes
Posted on 8/31/17 at 2:48 pm to tigerpimpbot
quote:
"I just said follow my commands and you'll be fine and he did," McMaster said with a slight chuckle.
make him call you master
Posted on 8/31/17 at 2:48 pm to tigerpimpbot
quote:
"I just said follow my commands and you'll be fine and he did
Posted on 8/31/17 at 3:14 pm to tigerpimpbot
Must admit, after a series of poor choices, the perp chose wisely in the end! 
Posted on 8/31/17 at 3:31 pm to bengalbait
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Only in Florida is a full size ax just chilling in your living room
What do you expect him to cut his frozen pizza with?
Or cut the legs off his jeans
Posted on 8/31/17 at 3:35 pm to tigerpimpbot
Lord McMaster of Pinellas thwarted the plans of the young scoundrel who invaded his keep.
Sorry, just started game of thrones.
Sorry, just started game of thrones.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 4:05 pm to tigerpimpbot
After all this my first question would have been to my girlfriend asking her if she knew the intruder .
Posted on 8/31/17 at 4:20 pm to CptBengal
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should have just decapitated it.
big roundhouse swing to that fro topped melon would've saved us some tax dollars.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 4:30 pm to tigerpimpbot
Homeowner should be forced to go to Krista's Racial Sensitivity Training class.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 5:01 pm to tigerpimpbot
I don't believe that is a 17 year old.
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