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Florida Man Lights Fireworks Inside Dollar Tree to Celebrate Fourth of July
Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:56 pm
Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:56 pm
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In the video, the wild Florida Man carries a firework into the store and lights it up. The cashier seems pretty chill about it. The firework-starter sits on the floor and watches the sparkles for a bit. When the fiery shards get to close to a cardboard box, the creature exhibits some cognizance by moving it.
One post gives credit to Instagram handle doogang3x for the fireworks display.
Laws were probably broken, but it’s Florida so that doesn’t mean much. It appears that no arrests have been made.
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Posted on 7/6/18 at 10:00 pm to Tigerbait357
We could all use some of that patriotic spirit.
Posted on 7/6/18 at 10:00 pm to Tigerbait357
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doogang3x
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Laws were probably broken, but it’s Florida so that doesn’t mean much. It appears that no arrests have been made.
Posted on 7/6/18 at 10:06 pm to WeBleedCrimson
That's not Florida, it's Miami. El pollo loco and whatnot.
Posted on 7/6/18 at 10:26 pm to WeBleedCrimson
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WeBleedCrimson
I would gladly fix your sig pic if you want. Those colors are bleeding like a MF
Posted on 7/6/18 at 10:29 pm to Tigerbait357
In 10,000 years, Florida Man will probably be regarded as an even bigger hoax than Piltdown Man. He's just too unbelievable to have been real.
Posted on 7/7/18 at 12:18 am to Tigerbait357
His poor single mother.
Posted on 7/7/18 at 6:48 am to Tigerbait357
Dude loves America, what’s the problem?
Posted on 7/7/18 at 7:54 am to Tigerbait357
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the creature exhibits some cognizance by moving it.
I was like "who uses a reference like this in a news article??"
Then I read the last paragraph and be like "ha. I like this guys writing style".
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Laws were probably broken, but it’s Florida so that doesn’t mean much. It appears that no arrests have been made.
Posted on 7/7/18 at 8:00 am to Spock's Eyebrow
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In 10,000 years, Florida Man will probably be regarded as an even bigger hoax than Piltdown Man. He's just too unbelievable to have been real.
Underrated post
Posted on 7/7/18 at 8:03 am to Tigerbait357
Comments: this Feral Florida man 
Posted on 7/7/18 at 8:40 am to Tigerbait357
Maybe its his way of protesting the cheap, Chinese, crap that's sold in Dollar Tree...or he's on lots of drugs.
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