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Florida Man Lights Fireworks Inside Dollar Tree to Celebrate Fourth of July

Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:56 pm
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71185 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:56 pm



quote:

In the video, the wild Florida Man carries a firework into the store and lights it up. The cashier seems pretty chill about it. The firework-starter sits on the floor and watches the sparkles for a bit. When the fiery shards get to close to a cardboard box, the creature exhibits some cognizance by moving it.

One post gives credit to Instagram handle doogang3x for the fireworks display.

Laws were probably broken, but it’s Florida so that doesn’t mean much. It appears that no arrests have been made.


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Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73773 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 10:00 pm to
We could all use some of that patriotic spirit.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

doogang3x


quote:

Laws were probably broken, but it’s Florida so that doesn’t mean much. It appears that no arrests have been made.
Posted by WeBleedCrimson
Member since Mar 2008
22024 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 10:05 pm to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47710 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 10:06 pm to
That's not Florida, it's Miami. El pollo loco and whatnot.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159006 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 10:12 pm to
quote:

Florida Man
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98736 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

WeBleedCrimson



I would gladly fix your sig pic if you want. Those colors are bleeding like a MF
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 10:29 pm to
In 10,000 years, Florida Man will probably be regarded as an even bigger hoax than Piltdown Man. He's just too unbelievable to have been real.
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6174 posts
Posted on 7/7/18 at 12:18 am to
His poor single mother.
Posted by AustinKnight
Austin, TX
Member since May 2012
5842 posts
Posted on 7/7/18 at 1:06 am to
**** does **** thangs
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
84329 posts
Posted on 7/7/18 at 6:48 am to
Dude loves America, what’s the problem?
Posted by Tygerfan
Member since Jan 2004
33913 posts
Posted on 7/7/18 at 7:23 am to
quote:

Florida Man



Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 7/7/18 at 7:26 am to
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 7/7/18 at 7:54 am to
quote:

the creature exhibits some cognizance by moving it.


I was like "who uses a reference like this in a news article??"

Then I read the last paragraph and be like "ha. I like this guys writing style".

quote:

Laws were probably broken, but it’s Florida so that doesn’t mean much. It appears that no arrests have been made.
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 7/7/18 at 8:00 am to
quote:

In 10,000 years, Florida Man will probably be regarded as an even bigger hoax than Piltdown Man. He's just too unbelievable to have been real.


Underrated post
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69239 posts
Posted on 7/7/18 at 8:03 am to
Comments: this Feral Florida man
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
64040 posts
Posted on 7/7/18 at 8:40 am to
Maybe its his way of protesting the cheap, Chinese, crap that's sold in Dollar Tree...or he's on lots of drugs.
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